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Government programs are actually based and cool until dipshits hamstring them because they need to do that to convince you 'Gobermen Bad'

Your dad is gerrymandering the pizza.

Man, Donald Trump knows more about a religious text than a guy who has dedicated his entire life to it? Crazy.

Literally, the most coddled babies possible.

Truly embarrassing experience. One judge gave us a whole spiel about 'if you think this is hard, imagine how THE TROOPS FEEL'. The judge for the case I was on told a single mother of 3 that being out of work for 4 days was not a 'real hardship' that would exempt her. I was made to sit through a case that probably shouldn't have gone to trial. Basically, the primary witness and the defendant could have both been guilty of the crimes, and it seemed like something was being hidden from us. My job pays me a full rate for any time on jury duty. I don't remember the exact amount, but it was much less than I would have made going to work. You're basically coerced to get a quick verdict.

Cunnilingus also, somehow, taking 'no' for an answer.

It's almost as if the 'online left' isn't a monolith.

I'm sure you have plenty of reasons, but you've essentially asked the same question multiple times. 'How do I write', and you keep getting the same answers 'Just write'. Seems like writing isn't for you if you can't be bothered to do it.

I'm glad the deaf and hard of hearing will be able to suffer Emereld Fennels dogshit with the rest of us.

Dvorak plays

ADHD internet circles are lousy with this, too. "The [NUERODIVERGENT] URGE TO EAT FOOD AND BREATHE OXYGEN, ANYONE ELSE?"

I do this in rimworld to get just a little bit more heat in winter