Jerkface

Someone never learned how to pull out.

Fucking h*ck.

... I will call you Turmeric. Or just Eric for short.

Now you're gettin' it

You leave my cocaine alone.

Both, and they've been at war with each other for millenia.

wakes up from topology nightmare

Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?

Common clay of the west.

An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day

And may I add

Reporting for duty o7