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Wanda has been forewarned. If she's not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that's entirely on her.
It's a baby shower. Wanda's meatstorm already came.
That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing
What you're saying is you have the meats.
Holy Durango's!
I've seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.
It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response
Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.
Yes, and also every country has Arby's and things called "Big Montana" because we all just love and respect the US so much.
The Big Montana does kind of sound like something "American" they'd sell in Japan.
'The Big Rhodes Ireland burger'.
He truly is the complete American dream in one package.
Arby's is present in an odd mix of countries including the aforementioned Canada and Japan, and also Costa Rica, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Turkey.
Oh yeah, it's totally an odd mix, not just a list of countries with constant US military presence
Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.
Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.
In Italy they slappa da beef
But it is in the US?
Of course, it’s in the constitution.
Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.
Halal its not!
Check in if you're a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor.....
Yeah. Yeah… Why is making Arby’s the butt of a joke so hilarious, and why is “beef” so snicker inducing?
“Beef” 🤭
Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I'm just a Xennial. 83' represent!
Damn
Beef flavour?
You got me!
Check in if you're one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.
It's rare enough to be a good band name.
Reporting for duty o7
Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.
Nobody beats our meat
I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.
I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles