Doug

2nd place is the first loser.

I’m putting the “dead” in “debt.” 😎

gd murderous extroverts.

you have my consent to crank that hog all you want.

I’m a bit curious how one’s motorcycle gets them erect, but I suppose with a bit of vibration, anything’s possible.

my metronome take is: everyone should have a livable wage / bigots deserve to be houseless

Boxing Champion of the World

I had a roommate once ask me to come with him to buy a $40 table he found off Craigslist.

We show up, they show him the table.
"k I'm all ready to take this home, the thing is... I only have $20."

Motherfucker brought me in just to help pressure them into his haggling.
I mean yes it worked, but I was so goddamn uncomfortable. I have no idea what happened to him/we haven't kept in touch, but it sadly wouldn't surprise me if he was some god awful CEO.

When I did webcomics I was worried nobody would think they were funny or had some reservations about public opinions.

Then I watched some documentary on comic artists, including Calvin & Hobbe’s Bill Watterson, and he said something like “I just make something I think is funny, and if my wife also thinks it’s funny that’s a bonus, and everyone else can think whatever they want to think, but I’m happy with it, and that’s all I really cared about.”

And that was enough for me to get into it.

Make it for you first. Everyone else is a bonus.

Me: You want my help in haunting this conservative suburbia? Take my hand! Let me down there!
It: Well it’s more nuanced than that, for one thing you die,
Me: Bud I’m dead already.
It: Very violently….
Me: thanks for priming me!
It: …fuck off. If you want it, it’s not as tasty. You gotta be afraid of me for this thing to work.
Me: YOU FINICKY CHICKENSHIT!

ditto.

I have the Projectivity launcher on my Bravia; greatest thing I’ve ever done to my TV. But it’s still a Google TV first, and I doubt they’ll allow launchers for much longer. I feel like my time is limited with the setup I enjoy; and seeing ads get more invasive elsewhere paired with clamping down on VPNs, it just makes me think it’s just gonna get worse

Doesn’t alcohol consumption have a direct link to heart disease and cancer? If so, it’s the only modicum of hope I have whenever I see them drinking as much as they do.

Then again there was George Burns, who proved you can still win the gamble ‘till you’re 100+

Did we write an article that may convince people everything will be OK without them needing to do anything?