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This isn't even funny.
Stewie Griffin Family Guy
I don't get this one
i know the video the monkey saw. he saw naked ankles surrounding a center framed glass jar, then a lot of blood
Ah yeah that is what is happening in the OP. But I don't understand the Stewie Griffin one.
oh sorry, the picture didn’t load and i didn’t notice.
i guess family guy is just that terrible
Oh no... I understood it the second time I saw it.
We, as whole, have been judged.
And as a hole
I thank for taking my well laid out bait! +1
So the shitting video, male version?
No, that would be a marked improvement over the reality
Much much worse. He sits down on the jar. Then keeps going. About halfway in, the tension breaks the jar and he begins pulling broken glass out of his ass.
what the fuck
Don't read his interview about it. It's somehow more disturbing than the video.
My headcannon is that it's fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch
An interview? What in the fuck. I know I've seen the video, but why in the fugly flaptits is there an interview? I might have to go look for it.
What I saw was a transcript of it, so I don't know if a recording of the interview exists.
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That hurts merely reading it.
imagine how much more it hurt to experience it.
He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?
I haven't watched that video and I don't want to. But my inner demons won't leave me alone. Posts like these are inspiring me to watch the video.
Don't.
why though, if anything it should do the opposite, the ape did not seem better off, learn from the ape!
Do
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Huh?
It's a reference to a video that will jar you for life.
No thank you. I think we should keep a lid on that one.
Yeah, I made the mistake of watching it, and it broke something inside me.
Yeah it's from the dark early days of the web. Up there with the bathtub one.
And the Dagestan beheading video.
let's not forget 2 girls 1 cup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA
It's a YouTube video about the subject, not the actual video.
TL;DW
Title
A man shoved a glass jar in his butthole and broke it
1g1j
Baseball
Would this be animal abuse?
cronch
Why would you make me think about that video. It is supposed to be neatly tucked away where it doesn't haunt my dreams.
I will never watch it, I have seen enough shit already. No amount of shitty meme will change that.