Ah, but see, this is a christofascist holy crusade, not a globalist war.
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Globalist is just dog whistle for "Jewish conspiracy".
The irony of this particular war is that it IS one perpetuated by a Jewish ethnostate (Isreal).
This time-line suuuuucks!
Yes but the "wrong kind of Jew"
No one benefits more from globalism than America
Coke is it
MasterCard, that'll do nicely sir
Let's take the oil
I wish it wasn't. As a lapsed economist being able to talk globalization would be nice without the uh assumptions
I doubt anybody will get the wrong idea. Economists talk about globalization but don't condemn it as a bad thing that bad people promote. "Globalist" sounds like "evolutionist".
Exactly, this "war" does not have any borders. This "enemy" cannot be contained. They are living all over the globe. Bombing Iran is just making them mad at US.
There is no way to win this war that Trump has started WITHOUT permission from MY government representatives. We need to hold him accountable for THIS.
The problem is the American people decided to give the Greedy Old Pedophiles a majority in every branch of government so you have to live with an idiot trying to wing a war and lying about everything to the American people
The winners out of this will be Iran, Russia and China
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Ah see, you made the mistake of believing any word out of JDs mouth.
Vance is an empty husk of craven ambition who will say anything to feel more important.
Remember when he campaigned as a "never trump guy"?
At this point he's just kind of a flabby, oily collection of grudges held together by stringy resentments.
He will say whatever Peter Theil orders him to say.
I love that post going around (and I'm paraphrasing this): They told me a vote for Kamala was a vote for unnecessary war. Well, they were right. I voted for Kamala and now we're at war.
Mainly it's just so aggravating that streets in my area were lined with "Trump low prices, Kamala high prices" and "Trump no wars, Kamala new wars" signs, and predictably, here we are. Lies, lies, lies. Just like the first term, but an order of magnitude worse because there were no repercussions for any of it. In fact, the more he lies, the more popular he becomes.
Trump has an unprecedented disapproval rating.
He's single-handedly killing the GOP. Republicans are resigning also at unprecedented rates.
Lowkey... Gj donny. Triple tap that elephant ass.
I would be more optimistic about that, but after Afghanistan, Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, and many other incidents, the EXACT same thing was being said about Bush killing the party... And yet here we are.
"If you want your kid to go die in a woke war, vote for Biden! Trump will send your kid to die in an epic war!"
Imagine if we put the same efforts to helping Ukraine as we are bombing Iranian schools? Can't have that though. We seem to be allergic to actually having a just war.
The US is never going to join a military effort out of a sense of justice. It's not an accident that they kind of string Ukraine along. They want Russia entangled there for as long as possible.
Anybody that claimed that Trump would be a peace president was very clearly lying, and I don’t believe anyone who claims to have believed that he would have been. He didn’t fool anyone, he just gave them a flippant and obviously false reason to not vote for Harris.
You underestimate the stupidity of some people lol
You underestimate people's willingness... (desperation?) To be lied to. They wanted to believe it because he said everything they already believed and wanted to hear.
No, he's a piece president, specifically a piece of shit.
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Projection as always.
Vance is competing with Rafael Cruz and Lindsey Graham for the "Most Pathetic Politician" award.
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But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
- Donald J. Trump
Every time a rightist makes an accusation it is nothing more than a peek into their own personal ideas.
He did actually say this. Detroit in 2024.
The lead paint is strong with this one.
They’ll just say that their war isn’t globalist, or stupid, or something.
If the fucked up war, between Iran and USA, somehow drags on for twenty years, make sure Just Dumb's kids are drafted as 11 Bravo.
Well, the globe isn't with them on this war, you can say that much.
Hence why election should be about the candidate's program and never about dissing on the opposing candidates it's so backwards that it's even allowed to build your campain on talking about your opposition.
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