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Satire

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There's no way he would thank people.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe thank them for their attention to this matter. DJT.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think that phrase is the only time he's ever used "thank you" in his life, and it has absolutely nothing to do with actually thanking any one. It's just a way to exert power.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I really don't even think he ever wrote that. I think the AI he used to make his word salad into something readable pooped that out. It's a typical AI trope.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I was speaking of the specific phrase he uses all the time, "thank you for your attention to this matter". He most definitely did not write the full message here.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

You're absolutely right...

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

You mean like this actual tweet that he sent out which is actually verified?

This is the tweet that, combined with the unconfirmed Walter Reed hospitalization has led to articles like this: https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-chances-of-being-removed-by-25th-amendment-climb-11785658

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago

Look at those bloodshot eyes and rejoice. May his stay be transitory rather than temporary.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Is that hellfire burning behind his eyes?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Okay, I'm pretty sure this is satire, but see rule 6 regarding if it's real. Otherwise, mark it as satire. Sorry if that ruins the joke, but in these times, it's the way it is. Anyone can help prove it's real (if it's real). *Everyone has an hour to mark as satire or archived link to the real deal.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Understood. Sorry for not marking accordingly.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

No worries, thanks for understanding.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't see anything recent on his xcancel about being in hospital

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

right, but the specific tweet isn't real, the picture of him looking like mix of farting, melting , dying, cumming and being stoned at the same time wasn't tweeted out

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was posting propaganda about immigrants just half an hour ago on his LiesSocial feed. No mention of hospitals.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn’t mean he’s not at Walter Reed.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he was going to post about it, THAT'S where he would post about it. 🙄

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 week ago

optics and distractions

[–] mech@feddit.org 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Probably not, that's not really his M.O.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 28 points 1 week ago

If his heart attacked him, secret service ought to attack his heart! Get him, boys! Zero tolerance!

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take my energy little blood clot

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

TAKE MY LAST HAMON, ARTERIES!

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Guy looks oily, he should be careful not to get invaded by the us.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope not.

Clots and prayers over here! Clots and prayers.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Clots and prions?

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

very concerned — looking into it.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We will never be this lucky.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 week ago

audible sigh

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago

I think, another 10 minutes and it's ready, prepare the table.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He would totally post something like this out of the blue with zero context.

He's THAT kind of messed up.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago