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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 306 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If he dies facing no consequences for his actions that would be sad...

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

If it's a choice between the two, sure.

But let's play the odds here.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd be okay with it. The dying part is what matters.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, he def deserves to die. But we all know that wouldnt solve the problems... right??

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Right, although it would create problems for the cult. Either way, it would be a good thing.

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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 90 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.

If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.

Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Exactly.

As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.

When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X.. I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he'd also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully.. Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.

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What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.

Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.

He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his "race: political" wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

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[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I'd much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He is definitely NOT fine.

Either he's dead and he did NOT write this or he's completely lost his mind.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He definitely didn't write that. Its coherent even tho it's crazy as fuck.

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[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He's literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It would be the most popular thing he ever did.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't there be two guys behind Mitch's corpse, too?

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"What if Trump dies on my birthday?" -literally my girlfriend this morning

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

It's cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Hippocratic oath and all that.
Doctors and nurses. Remember your oath. The lives of many or one?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean...it's only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later...even trump.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

May he suffer horribly on the way out.

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 26 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Chances on them wanting to further the "Trump as the second coming of Christ" lore and resurrect him in three days?

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 25 points 6 days ago

Please die, that would be the best Easter ever!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Just another bruise on the hand for his infusion of essence of youth distilled from Epstein island victims. People are saying.

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet?

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers... for the clots and aneurysms.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm suspicious about people that die with Easter. They might come back.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Oh man, that would be some solid proof God is a huge dick

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I hope he dies, please please please let this be an Easter miracle. I will start believing in god if he dies today after my prayer.

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The only sadness over him dropping dead will be the lack of justice for his many sexual assault victims.

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[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

So, those Epstein files coming out yet?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, I literally just got sober.

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

If I had that much red in the whites of my eyes, I'd be at the hospital as well.

[–] 1dalm@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago

Let it be finished tonight.

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