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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I mean, the... 'funny?' part... is that there is a significantly greater than 0 chance that that data center was directly involved in target analysis and assignment into the kill chain, for deliniating strikes against Iran.

A number of sites in Iran have been hit, with precision munitions... that make no sense.

Well, they make no sense, unless your man in charge of target assignment.. is an LLM.

'Police Park'.

Its... a park. Mostly empty space.

But it has Police in the name.

So it gets a couple of tomahawks.

... On that note: Gunshots By Computer.

By my reckoning, 2025 was Year Zero.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That album has been feeling more and more relevant

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It never wasn't.

Say your name

Try to speak as clearly as you can

You know everything gets written down

Nod your head

Just in case they could be watching

With their shiny satellite

...

Turn it up

Listen to the shit they pump into your head

Filling you with apathy

Hold your breath

Wait until you know the time is right on time

The end is near

let me know if you can hear this image

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They need to kill all the major heads behind Palantir, especialy Peter Thiel.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean he definitely is ~~n't~~ the AntiChrist.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this hypothesis is true, and it does sound plausible to me, it would be interesting to see what counter-analysis emerges, or even if citizens try to change their road address from King Street to Landfill Lane to avoid getting whacked.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean... good luck trying to... make yourself innocuous... to a hallucinating machine.

That just makes shit up, sometimes, for no discernible specific reason.

Also I don't think random people can generally just... change the name of the street they live on.

I'm guessing that even in Iran... maps exist, with road names, and... some kind of centralized authority maintains these names.

I guess you could basically 'poison' maps with decoy 'IRGC Regional HQ' type names, and then evacuate the surrounding blocks?

We have also seen missile/drone cams of strikes being done on decoy targets... painted silhouettes, fake/prop missile launchers...

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, Saul Williams.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 90 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Iran targeting hyperscaler data centers would be a decent strategy given how much money is sunk into AI at the moment

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Given how heavily nVidia have reinforced their positive position on war, any data center is a valid target. Not even joking.

Literally and completely, wholly valid targets of war.

Thanks Jensen Huang!

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately it is also pretty profitable for Huang, becuase they don't own the datecenter, they sold the parts for it, and later they will sell more for the new one.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 3 points 4 months ago

I agree that in the short-term, NVidia stand to make more money as a destroyed datacenter prompts it's owners to rebuild it. However, until the armed conflict stops, there might be a pause on datacenter construction in the region - why pay to (re)build a datacenter if it's probably going to be blown up again? From my (admittedly limited) reading of history, most reconstruction only happens in the years following an armed conflict's end.

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

And compared to the schools the US/Israel target, far fewer civilians.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Considering the valuations are based on non existent future data centers, I don’t see why they couldn’t continue to be based on nonexistent past data centers.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If oracle loses enough data centers maybe they will need their people back

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago

If Oracle were deserving of their name, they would have foreseen this whole thing.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

They laid those people off precisely to afford more data centers. If they lose more, they'll have to lay off even more people probably

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

The next phase of data center evolution had missile defence systems built in. ——Skynet origin story, probably.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

How long until we get a Larry Ellison series on Behind the Bastards?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If I was China I'd offer a bounty for every data center.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, if they offered citizenship and a modest pension, they'd have people lining up to take the centers out.

[–] zeca@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

From every part of the world...

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Huh? Why? Much of their income is from western data centers housing TikTok, Temu, Alibaba things (including AI), etc. They're milking the west, doubt they want the communications to downgrade

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Replacing all those datacenters is going to be very profitable.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

So the PC parts situation will only get worse.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What about the poor cat femboy IT people that have to service the data centers? 🥺

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those people may work in IT but in my experience most datacenter employees are vanilla as hell

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

Or the ones that are technophobes when they go home. E.g. "I go home, drink a beer and sit on my lawn with a shotgun for squirrels."

That was common for me, didn't make many friends.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's oracle. They probably have "anti-dei" hiring rules in secret.