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[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 169 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're in that stage where Microsoft knows that we're about to break up and instead of fixing itself it is leaning into that abusive boyfriend injecting themselves everywhere they can.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago
[–] Tim_Bisley@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think we have to go through a long drawn out stage of Microslop pretending they can change before we get to that part.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 2 months ago

No, they're more like the "If I can't have you, no one can," vibecode.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Please threaten me with a good time

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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

watch they will put adds directly your project/code if you don't pay..

[–] john_t@piefed.ee 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People using GitHub when Codeberg exists deserve nothing less.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 17 points 2 months ago

You use GitHub because you don’t know better

I use GitHub because I wanna poison AI with shitty code

We are not the same

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Recruiters care too much about green boxes sadly.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 months ago

Investors care too much about greenbacks, so there.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Codeberg has green boxes!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They’ll start making you censor READMEs to make advertisers happy.

“Make sure you run

k*ll-all Firefox

Before trying again

This read me brought to you by ManGrates. There’s nothing manlier in grilling than ManGrates!”

[–] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

every Linux distribution build script will now add alias unaliveall="killall" to the /etc/profile

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 44 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I really can't believe this got the green light. GitHub has, or perhaps had, the trust of most of the open source world. It was used by everybody. This is so fucking short-sighted, it's signing away your stock portfolio for a popsicle. Whatever couple bucks they get from this ad is worth absolutely nothing compared to the trust and good will they have flushed.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kinda hard to explain this concept to executives who have made their entire careers based off of dumb decisions like this. Problem is these execs never get fired or laid off, and instead get promoted upwards until all of Microsoft is doing the dumbest thing imaginable to their name. These people have never had consequence before, so are now destined to place those consequences on the company that's kept them woefully employed.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I think this is true with a lot of companies. Microsoft is a good example. Whoever is responsible for the current state of Windows 11 should be turfed as rapidly and efficiently as possible both for the good of Microsoft and to send a message that this sort of thing is not wanted anymore.

[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

They believe they are irreplacesble and as a single central point for development they are. They'll ride this until users move to other options effectively decentralizing source hosting again. Good. Burn it down MS. Burn it down as fast as you can.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 2 months ago

Like everything a techbro behemoth acquires?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think once you turn your product into "Enterprise" or whatever that means, then you can do whatever you want with the company. it doesn't matter you're going to make like 3 trillion dollars

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well yes, but have you also considered that line must go up?

[–] blindpuskas@piefed.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft microsofting things...

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Microslop microslopping things...

ftfy

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah this problem goes way farther back than 2022.

[–] HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what you are saying is microsoft has been microslop for longer than a few years? I'd agree with that

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Windows 8 start menu was candy crush and a ton of ads, and that was over a decade ago.

It reminded me back then of a 50$ chinese phone I got off Alibaba.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jesus fuck that is bad. That PR should/would get rejected regardless of the code content. Would also consider further action against the contributor for spamming my repo.

I'm actually amazed at Microsoft's audacity on this one. And that bar is already hard to clear for a company I have such a low opinion on.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hoped for Refactor your body with ozempic style ads.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, or dick pills.

[–] tirateimas@lemmy.pt 32 points 2 months ago

GitHub has been in a downward spiral lately. Codeberg seems to be a better home for “small” open source. Large open-source organizations already use their forge.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Websites like this are the reason I'm forced to use noscript on mobile

2 pages of this:

scripts loading ads

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Come to Codeberg! We don't have AI slop built into the platform!

[–] krispyavuz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

My switch to codeberg pays off! GitHub has turned into junk real quick since the last months.

[–] Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Still in the process of defenestrating myself.

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The word for that is "autodefenestration."

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Copilot helps me flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sentence can mean switching to linux or suicide. Context leans into one but doesn't exactly shut down the other option either.

[–] Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Depends on the drama. Stepping out the now cramped place onto the balcony looking out to freedom.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wow thats actually more crazy than i though even Microslop would accomplish.

Their stock price is being hammered and for good reason...

Chat gpt will probably also add ads though. They were even open to sex bot chats as I understand it.

The Enshittify will not stop.

[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

atp they should just have their LLMs put in code that relies on proprietary services and apps. Go the extra mile man

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

One more reason not to use Raycast

[–] FreddyNO@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So glad I never started using github

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don’t think it’d be hard to leave if you had. You can export your issues to CSV. Everything else is just git.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That’s really incredible as it was the defacto spot for git version controlled software since what feels like forever.

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not going to defend this garbage but is this really slop? Just seems like your average ad injection.

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