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[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 169 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're in that stage where Microsoft knows that we're about to break up and instead of fixing itself it is leaning into that abusive boyfriend injecting themselves everywhere they can.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago
[–] Tim_Bisley@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think we have to go through a long drawn out stage of Microslop pretending they can change before we get to that part.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 2 months ago

No, they're more like the "If I can't have you, no one can," vibecode.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Please threaten me with a good time

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"Do a backflip!"