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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 50 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Long term? The ecosystem. If we don't change course, at some point the species that goes extinct is us, and nature is going to recover. Life has survived much worse than what we can do.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The great dying is a great example of this! 96% marine life dead and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species dead. Planet came back no issues.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Planet came back no issues.

Ahem. Trilobites would like a word with you, thanks.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ahem.

Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...

... stranger.

The Arthropod timeline used to regularly check in on the Vertebrate timeline, but it just got to be too ridiculous.

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 5 points 5 months ago

No issues, on geological timescales sure. I’m sure there were issues on human timescales though.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

Will be 100% one day no matter what unga and stick do.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The problem is that man was probably life's only chance to escape the ultimate trap, the end lifecycle of the Sun. Which for life's purposes isn't the end red giant stage, but long before. Life has had a few restarts in Earth's history, but it may not have that same window of time for another one that would get to what we have now.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Earth is in the middle of its lifecycle (probably even a bit before the middle). Thinking humans are the ultimate anything is hubris.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

We used all the easy to use fuel.

Any civilization that comes after us, human or not, will have a much tougher time sustaining a technological society capable of spaceflight.

We also might cause Kessler syndrome, which may also be fairly problematic for a future wannabe spacefaring society.

Our own current society, even if it wasn't as unstable as it is, well, its literally burning through all the good stuff, which creates an inescapable problem of energy just getting more and more expensive over time, unless you manage to use the 'buff' from carbon based fuel sources to actually develop a civilization that can keep working once all thats left is too expensive to access.

If you don't clear that hurdle, and/or blow yourselvs up in the process... whatever comes afterward has relics of advanced manufacturing processes, and has a very, very hard time getting all the links in those chains to work again.

This applies to things beyond oil... they're called non-renewable resources for a reason.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

Life started very early on, possibly soon after the surface cooled enough for water to condense. We're in the midpoint of a typical yellow dwarf star like the Sun, and as I said, the Sun's conditions start changing long before the red giant phase. I don't see where you get not even being halfway.

I wasn't claiming man as ultimate, but just the only species I've noticed that managed to find a way to escape the Earth's biosphere (briefly). It won't happen again. No hubris, just a matter of time.

[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Realistically I think if humanity decided altogether to go for the genocide ending to life on earth we'd be able to kill all life on earth. We can't directly kill all of the bacteria but if we were dogged enough we could induce the Venus ending (we will long be dead before victory is claimed though).

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

Throwable even

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nature: I break your pointy stick in half

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Then I will use a pointy rock to break your bones and suck up their insides, after that I will turn your bones into pointy sticks to hunt down your family with

-Homo Sapiens

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

My body is a machine that turns ecosystem into stick

[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 7 points 5 months ago

Keep in mind the ecosystem had a few billion years prep time

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Plenty of creatures have sticks. We're monkies with fire, nothing else has that.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

They can't make it themselves. Little fire cucks. That's what made us really pop off. 14 billion years and only planetary scale forces could do that and then boom, some monkeys figure out if you hit two of the right rocks together in just the right way you can start fire anywhere anytime.

[–] katkit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

We also enslaved rocks to do our bidding. I'm holding a collection of them right now to communicate with you. Hello fellow monkey!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Careful. The one with a stick can ride it's bike with no handlebars.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Opposable thumbs go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, that's an articulated mandible that makes that noise.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This will alwaya remind me of Sim City and Sim Copter.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

You should check out the radio stations from Streets of Sim City, for a more thorough blast from the past.

They actually did the whole 'in universe nonsense/gag advertisements' thing before GTA did.

Also just goddamn, that bass riff on the title screen.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Are there non-articulated mandibles?

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I like to imagine that we are nature's last-ditch effort to put itself out of its misery. Everything kinda makes sense then.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

Nature will be fine, on the scale of nature.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The AI will spread solar cells everywhere. Not much energy left for anything but some algae.