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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Great, now instead of just being bored, I get to manage three servers and two dozen public-facing services that I have to maintain for a growing number of users, along with the physical servers themselves, as any cog in this machine may break and burst into flames like a house of cards... and still be bored with the added stress.

Yaaaaay, hobbies...

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You may have chosen the wrong one.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This hobby would be significantly better if it came with a six-figure salary

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's called a "job".

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

You'd think yeah :P

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ever thought about shitcanning all of that and just folding some paper cranes?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I'm in too deep. Save yourself!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If the cogs didn't break occasionally, I feel like it wouldn't be a very good hobby.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, though anxiety and self-perfection make every task dreadful and stressful when anyone else is impacted; doesn't matter if it's the family vaultwarden instance or a game server needing an update to become available again, all of it is AHHHHHHHH

🫠

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Y'all have money left for hobbies?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 7 points 3 months ago

Well. There's always humming, I suppose.

[–] justsquigglez@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Y'all have time left for hobbies?

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

one of my hobbies is reading. Yarrrrr... it's free :)

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell yes, get rid of anything that's an algorithm.

If you can't run out of content on the platform you're on, it's a bad thing.

Use youtube clients that follow users

Browse text platforms that let you follow communities.

TT, IG, /all, and shorts are where your brain goes to die.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Everything that's on your phone has an algorithm. It's like saying I don't eat things with chemicals in it.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically correct, but I think you know what the above user meant.

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ever had a conversation with a person about two different topics at the same time but each topic is being talked about in a different app, in real time?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My wife does this.

Our text DMs are about the kids.

Our family chat DMs (Zulip, which is a open-source version of Slack/discord) is full of memes.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

(Zulip, which is a open-source version of Slack/discord)

Did you do this to brag, or to avoid the FOSS Enforcement Patrol?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Ah force of habit. I just came from a conference and I had to explain Zulip a dozen times to people.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mentioning his wife was the brag part.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Me and his wife use signal

[–] lath@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Try eating your keeper.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

I mean, it would make for an interesting day.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please keep your dirty hamburgers away from my virgin pumpkin

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

!brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

No, the tiger does not need "enrichment", it needs to be set free. Do not accept being caged as the normal and don't be gaslit into thinking the toys you get is "enrichment".

Reject the premise altogether.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I angrily reject this joke in a politically awakened manner."

This could be the type specimen of a Lemmy comment

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like someone needs a meat pumpkin!

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm with you. There's a word for this. It's called zoochosis, a play on psychosis. The animals in zoos play with their faeces, eat their faeces, pace, sway etc, because they're BORED FUCKING SHITLESS. A tiger, like all animals, do not deserve to be locked up in prison and gawked at by idiots with cameras for the crime of being born the wrong species. They're smart, emotional, deep animals. They are emotionally intelligent. They have feelings. Fuck zoos so fucking hard.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I have now deleted my accounts, but there was at least one time that I was browsing reddit and got really bored, so I opened a new tab to check out reddit.

I looked at the front page posts and was like, "Oh yeah."

[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That scrolling the same apps loop is way more relatable than most people want to admit.

[–] null@lemmy.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take a break from social media.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Does Lemmy count as social media?

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

I think so, yes.

I have been posting things on websites that allow the general public to participate since my childhood, that is, for more than 20 years. At the time I was familiar with "forums", slightly later also "wikis" and "blogs"… I have no idea why or even when exactly the world started to insist on that strange term "social media" to describe some poorly defined subset of such websites. 🤔

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

The 4 apps I jump between:

Connect, Voyager, Raccoon, and Summit.

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