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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

Give the hamster some privacy, dude

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

DragonballZzzzz

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 22 points 3 months ago

Ah, hello "Let's Get High And Go To The Pet Store" person. I've not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. "Bro, can we see the snakes?" you'd ask. I'd indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake's hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

Must be mice.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I would find this comfortable

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 3 months ago
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 8 points 3 months ago

Is this really what that is he's resting on?

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

My spirit anermal

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!

[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not. From. A gerbil.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Livin' the dream

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't imagine that would be comfy. That's a lot of weight on the ol' bean bag.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

but it keeps your head warm... and your head keeps your balls warm.

[–] Daviino@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I mean, if you can, you can.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Just keeping his babies warm and safe

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This literally slaps, lol.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Nice? Trust me, if you are not a hamster, that can NOT be nice.