Damn, you’re gonna need a big jacket to sneak all of that out.
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That’s getting shut down too, they already fired most of the SNAP employees.
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But that's illegal!
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I never shoplifted. But if I saw a shoplifter I have to say no, I didn't. No idea what you are talking about. None whatsoever. Here is my receipt for my stuff... what other guy? I don't look at other people. Kindly leave me be. Good day!
Makes sense, although at the same time the price of things you buy is based on the cost with theft factored in already. More thefts mean they would have to adjust the calculation and prices go up to cover it. I don't know how far that goes, 99% theft and the 1% spending £50 on a loaf of bread?
Part of it depends what someone is stealing, if its a bag of potatoes or some bread, you are probably desperate. If its a 4k TV I don't have that same sympathy.
Prices go up more when inflation goes up, and they go up again when inflation goes down. Then they go up again because of war, or tariffs, or because of fuck the poor.
Theft is far far down the list of reasons to raise prices.
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Retail staff are trained to let you go, we're not security, we can't stop you, a manager might try but just be confident and walk with intent and you'll be fine.
Yeah it's like when you're leaving a store whose manager sucks and instituted receipt checking.
Youre trying to leave and there's this big line of people getting checked. You can just leave. People seem happy to sheep along but you can just leave.
Many years ago now I bought some shitty furniture at a target (I think it was a desk chair or something) and I refused to acknowledge the receipt checker so they followed me to my car at which point I just lied and told them I'd thrown it away after I left the store. Of the two of us, the other guy was the only one who might get in trouble.
Much more sustainable to shoplift a little bit at once. Steal like 1 item when you buy 10, make it something small. Oops, it just slid under something in your bag. Don't make it the most expensive item of your shop.
In my area the self checkout systems at the grocery store often fritz out an don't register the item. This is even after they beep. It's truly wonderful. I consistently get 50% or more of the items in my cart for free. Nothing they can do to me either. They have me on video scanning every item. If their system buggers up the total it's on them.
If they want somebody to catch computer errors then there's a thing called "pay a employee."
I'm not saying this is moral or anything, but if you buy something expensive, then you could theoretically go back to the store with the receipt, pick another of that thing from the store, and go to the register and tell them you want to return it.
I have been homeless. You do what you need to survive.
Hey, don't feel bad. A giant chain won't go under because someone desperate needed to eat.
That's my reasoning too. In fact, I wouldn't care if a giant chain would go under because I stole bread and sausages, I am not going to just lie down and die because society says so.
I literally got caught doing that one time. I was in a really bad spot. I never stole for money or to resell, or for value like, I always went for food I was actually going to eat, and I even avoided the pricier brands because I didn't want to be an asshole- I just wanted to survive, you know.
I grabbed a few smoked dried sausages and some bread, and went outside and ate them. Two plain clothes cops came up to me, "Where'd you get that?", I was like, "This is my lunch", and they said, "So, you didn't nick that from the store right now?", and I sat there silent for a moment and said, "Well... I'm not saying I did, but if I did say I nicked it from the store right now, what would theoretically happen to me?", and the guy looked at me and the meager meal I had scrounged and said "let's go".
We went back into the store, and he went up to the cash register, and paid for my meal out of his own pocket. Then he motioned for us to leave, and then, as if he caught himself remembering that he needed to "do" something, he looked at the cashiers and then back at me and yelled at me- "AND DON'T DO IT AGAIN!". But we were all good.
Best cop interaction of my life. If anything, I have never felt worse about stealing, because his pity really hit home to me how bad shape I was really in that time...
Also don't do it AT the register. Those cameras are much closer and better than the cameras pointing down the aisles. Sure, you can say you made a mistake, voiding the 'intent' of the crime, but you're much more likely to get caught and banned.
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I recently saw a clip of a video where a girl was working checkout at Walmart and the person just pushed their cart through the checkout and walked out the store with it and she was just like, well, whatever.
They are trained not to care unless they are loss-prevention for their own well being, and the latter can really only report the theft.
They explicitly told us to not confront shoplifters. There was a training video where a guy got his ass kicked in the parking lot.
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I know everyone here says that this is somewhat safe because the employees are told not to interfere. But what you really need to worry about is the store building a case against you across multiple instances of shoplifting, and then reporting you to the police as soon as you've stolen a felony amount.
So you're telling me it's all good if I do it only once or twice? Sign me up.
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No pepperoni?
The person at the counter counted more coupons than cash that day.
It's why they have those annoying gates at Kroger now, to stop people from just walking out with carts full of groceries.
Lame.
Yeah we have a place around the corner called the market where people shop for free. You can only shop twice a month tho.
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