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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 82 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.

If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I take my coffee black-hole seriously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A black hole isn’t a hole.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's in space sure, but what if it's on a person.

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[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ah but you see, coffee in this mug would have a hole in it:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I could fuck that coffee cup.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I believe you

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 11 months ago

I can't enjoy it if it's obviously based on lies.

Plus look at that fucking coffee cup handle and tell me you like it, I dare you.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (11 children)

I had a very cool class in research epistemology and the exercise was basically to answer the question, do liquids have a shape and if yes, which is it? How would you prove it?

It was the source of the most deranged but valuable discussion I've ever had.

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[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

That's not entirely true. We don't have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra). If you simplified us down topographically, it'd be like you formed a donut around a starfish with the arms sticking out and then you just deleted the starfish.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We also have a bunch of doors on the holes.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So... you're saying we're houses.

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Silly topologist.

Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.

  • Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
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[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?

[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

Ya, give me both please.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 15 points 11 months ago

It's the same shape, just reshaped

genius!

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They better all weigh the same.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago

Well, for one, that's a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago

I see no coffee here.

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Animorphs book covers are getting weird…

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stay too long as a coffee cup and you'll remain a donut forever!

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.

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[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Everything Everywhere All at Once sequel got weird.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 5 points 11 months ago

because the original was a parade of normality?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.

[–] Phlimy@jlai.lu 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ha, if you can even call them that!

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[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Is "topologist" a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to "untie" seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that's probably about as close as it gets from what i know

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only if you are a very good ologist

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people's entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 11 months ago

Reminds me a bit of the evolution of the eye

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Incidentally, this is also the only thing most people know about what topology even is

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Hmmmm, 7 donuts

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it's actually studying something fundamental.

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[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I'll wait.

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[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, physicists: "Matter is basically just empty space and tiny particles moving very fast, a hole is just even emptier space"

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

What the hell is that handle on the mug. You can maybe fit one finger in that thing!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

what about bottomology?? no one ever talks about bottomology.

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[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who the hell wants a ceramic donut?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

if someone could find a way to make a coffee mug out of a donut that doesnt leak and you could eat it afterward i would love that.

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