Xenny

That's a heart? I thought she was doing a Mr. Burns

If you weren't fucking murdered from the whiplash of not having any crumple zones absorbing the impact. Then you would surely die of your insurance going absolutely through the roof for driving a fucking car from the '70s and getting into an accident

He donates sometimes not super often. Definitely not a big philanthropist in that way.

But he does fund ocean research. So that's cool.

I want more realistic enemy behaviors in general. Most animal enemies in games react exactly the same. Roar, run at you, bite.

It'd be great if in for example Skyrim, instead of the wolves just beelining straight for you. They were howling and running alongside you in the woods. Stalking you and waiting for the chance for the whole group to strike at once. If you try to go for the wolves, the ones you run after would distract you while the others try to get you in the back. It could be exhilarating but no, we've just decided to make games fucking boring I guess

It used to be a lot more viable to publish a multiplayer title and have a good player base. Nowadays, player bases have been captured by large live service models. Games like tremulous where you essentially play as an alien ant and gain points by building buildings and killing human soldiers to evolve into a bigger aliens. There was also the human Marine team who basically played like starcraft Marines.

It was essentially first person team-based starcraft. And it was amazing. And nobody's playing this shit anymore. It's kind of a shame.

Iphone $800 Ford F350 $45,000

A year of average US rent $25,000 which you have to keep paying every year and it goes up AT LEAST 8% every year.

The truck will let you pay it off over 5 years so your monthly payments would be like 750. Not nothing for sure but still not even half of rent.

I was going to make a joke about how I wanted a Jurassic Park movie but with AI because this comic mimics the quote from Jeff goldblum. But then I remember that Westworld already exists

Ironically cutting him out of the movies like this sort of adds to his mythology

I don't even think Google has a search Monopoly. They might have a maps Monopoly. But even Apple competes with them pretty heavily on that. (Before I'm personally given my own goddamn cross to hang from, I hate google)

Yeah I think the joke is that these are actually all CIS men

Censorship on my Lemmy? It's more likely than you think