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I was so tired of airline bullshit once when going back home from Montreal to Copenhagen, that when the airline tried to split my partner and I from sitting next to each other, so a toddler could move to their parents, I just refused... Until they offered a free upgrade to 1st class.
First time I was ever thankful for a toddler on a plane.
Was the upgrade for just you, or your wife?
Partner's 1st class upgrade was not having to sit next to commenter
I can understand that I would also take an offer for a 1st class upgrade to get away from the screaming toddlers