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cunilingus condom.
analingous armour
tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
dental dam?
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin' a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
Lisa needs braces
This town is a part of us all
I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?
Lesbian here, meh I'll accept the antibiotics if need be.
Like, they're a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom
yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they'd got one, well i better have been ready for it.
now it's monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they've all been gone... shit. it's been too long I'ma go watch the Birdcage), and i'm pretty sure they weren't celibate. just careful.
It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.
I use aluminum foil. Nothing's getting through that shit.
Cunnilingus ? But then you miss out on the taste 😔
Wouldn't the juices still go in your mouth? Isn't the juice the part you want to block