Be the change you don't want them to see
mr_account
Isn't this a problem that a can of spray paint can solve?
Living that Monoco life
I had the same thought while watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Looked like she really enjoyed a breeze in her nether region
I wish her as much wellness and long life as she's given others under her tenure
Just remember not to say it with a silent 'w'
Gummy Bears' new shape is pretty detailed
You can still google "thesaurus" though
iirc carbon dating wouldn't really work since that's for organic material specifically. But instead of the age of the statue being the main point of concern, I can do you one better. If you make it out of some kind of alloy that doesn't occur in nature, it would further indicate that something has far more advanced knowledge than the era would ever permit. Also, I'm pretty sure that because of nuclear testing putting specific elements into the atmosphere, a lot of materials carry some form of these trace elements, which would indicate knowledge of atomic weapons! (though idk if this would still be a thing or not after thousands of years of the statue being exposed to the elements)
I would have a Lovecraftian statue carved out of some sturdy, semi-rare material that can stand the test of time, and bury it in Antarctica tens of thousands of years before homosapiens evolved. Then in present day I would wait...
Iirc the Lucky feat statistically averages out to something like a +3.5 on your roll
Some use the tool, others just became tools