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That will for sure help with the rise in wildfires.

Bad Zoot

The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz

I'll just leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_enslaved_people_of_Mount_Vernon

"I'm really thinking about partnering with them to take some of that money they are never going to give me"

I remember when we used to imagine some future politician leading us over the edge because they are so clever and well spoken.

Do recommend

• Elizabeth Bathory

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

Agreed