catbum
I had a dream like this once.
One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.
Good times.
Submechanophobia vibes, for sure.
I'm not tangled... it grabbed my leg ^ahhhhfuckahhhhh^
What does "peeling this guy off the ceiling" mean in this context?
Jfc. There is nothing that makes my blood boil more than torture of innocent animals and children.
I've also seen local no-name pedos get 20+ years for less than 20 images/charges. Seriously, why do economy-sized buckets of horror net a discount on justice? Fucking disgraceful.
Justice would be this dude taking a trip through a blender. At the very least, 25 to life.
Emotionally estranged offspring of farming folk here: yeah I would not be shocked if some decide to quit while they're ahead and don't even bother putting seed in because there are enough cracks in the story to question whether they'll get their usual bailout in time or with enough cash to make up for shit yields.
Maybe some small-timers call it quits. Maybe they rent the land to someone else to farm it, maybe for real cheap. Maybe it's a real great time for some of them there South African immigrants (white farmers) to "pick up the slack" and farm it. And heck, maybe they won't even need the help of SA "visitors" who have been year for 15+ years already, traversing the countryside custom harvesting. Or maybe they will, and it'll be one more way for a Big, Beautiful Partnership™ to emerge from this totally unmanufactured crisis!
But Trump wouldn't have done (and most definitely isn't doing) any favors for his frenemy Musk and his poor disparaged countrymen, right?
^/endconspiracytheory^
MANÜL i DO
He and his henchmen are probably just being literal here about the gold standard.
"Yep so we are doing science that all but guarantees the outcome of some researched thing (of some value perceived to be stable or at least predictable, might as well be gold) is predicted to be ~~exploitable~~ explorable further in some way, preferably fiscally."
Scientific integrity, psh, it all about that dolla dolla bill y'all
This reads like new headcanon for why the ~~RePedos~~ Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)
The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
Inb4: butyric acid
A somehow necessary ingredient in Hershey's which lingers unpleasantly on the palate, otherwise known as a stomach acid which imbues your vomit with the unmistakeable flavor of vomit
^Whyyyyyyyyy^
Austrians right about now

Heck, Australians too
And maybe the aliens ^idk^