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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Decipher0771@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ain’t nobody lining and arranging that many heavy ass treadmills for a meme

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

There are several belts that do not belong to any treadmill at the corner of the house, and several of them have sections of belts that do not line up with themselves when obstructed by another object in the foreground

Also

Dunno what is happening here

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well you’ve convinced me this isn’t an actual photograph of someone’s zombie defense system.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You say this as if there aren't loads of people who believe the videos of animals dancing, shoplifting, and ringing doorbells are real.

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[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but copy pasting images of treadmills over a picture of a house in krita or gimp isnt hard

have people forgotten how low quality memes can be?

[–] m532@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When you make your own meme you can do that

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

this comment feels out of place in this thread

  1. someone complains about the post being AI generated
  2. someone else says that making it normally would be way too hard to do
  3. I mention a method that would not take much effort
  4. you tell me to use that method, something i wouldnt have recommended if i hadnt been already using it
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This whole thread looks like everyone is in agreement but angily arguing with each other anyway

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Listen pal. I'm just angry at whatever you said let's argue

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look buddy, I agree, I think whatever you said is so stupid I need to make a comment to point out how much I agree with it. So stick that in your tailpipe.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Actually it's whatever you said is so stupid. You can't even talk wrong and your punctuation is fine. So have a good day!

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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)
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[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you are just going to creat a group of highly trained zombies that will easily outrun you once the machines fail inevitably, you are basically creating a zombie bootcamp and you are the final goal

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, they're walking corpses and their muscles can only degrade with use, not build up. But the fact that there's no power to the treadmills and that they'll ignore them in any case means they'll just be obstacles for them to stumble over.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

idk, you seem pretty judgmental, i believe with hard work and dedication everyone can improve themselves, even zombies

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

insert AI slop comment here

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of plants vs zombies.

[–] Vetis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It IS from plants vs zombies my friend

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully you have electricity

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or have the zombies generate the electricity for you.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Just put at a tilt or smthng, but yes let's turn footsteps into energy.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Bonus: let the treadmills produce power for your retreat.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

It's almost like the meme died and came back to torment the living.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Zombie by The Cranberries

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where does Rob Zombie fall into all of this?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

Into the back of his Dragula

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We giving zombies free cardio and endurance training? Pass. I think I'll set out some cans of crisco and hope they get too fat to move.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

And you can always look out the window for entertainment.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It wouldn't work, but it would be quite a show to look at.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Feels a lot like plants vs Zombies

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I would just plant a bunch of walnuts.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

Someone's been playing factorio

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