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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Somehow this is the most dystopian thing I've witnessed recently. Just straight up disappearing reality once it doesn't fit the regime's narrative. Chilling.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

War is peace. Truth is lies.

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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sorry not related, but why do all conservative American news women have this over done make up and fake looking hair? It really moves them into creepy territory. Like sort of evil clown creepy.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The explanation is simple - they're literally Nazis, and they like the Aryan archetype.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is actually a very big thing in conservative areas. It's like they all want to be that princess that they were told they were at 3 years old.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

They are trained at an early age to dress up at beauty pageants. Where guys like trump "grab em by the pussy"

Also, this

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many conservative American women strive to look like this, not just the news anchors. Among the women in orbit around Trump there are several with this same look. It's all very artificial, with lots of makeup and plastic surgery, but apparently it's an ideal in Republican circles.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

The other day we were watching a clip of that Goldigging Whore Press Secretary walking up to deliver an outdoor press conference, and she had two blonde clones trailing behind her. We all commented on how weird it was.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

Some have suggested it's because of puritanical upbringing. Girls learn how to do their makeup and the like by experimenting etc, but many puritanical families may act like a teen doing so is "dressing like a whore" or something. So they grow up it having the experience,and don't know what to do so just imitate what they think they should look like instead of finding the look that looks good on them.

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[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This page is really ad-ridden. I screenshot it:

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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oooor, just install an adblocker.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

install an adblocker.

That's why I was able to create this clean screenshot in the first place ;)

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aha! So How did you know it was "ad-ridden" in the first place? Checkmate, liberal!

[–] upandatom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this serious? Did I join a crazy instance?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You joined an anarchist instance. Obviously I'm joking here cmon

[–] upandatom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In what ways did you signal that was sarcasm? Some anarchists are also not smart.

Regardless, all is ok bc you clarified.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

"checkmate,liberal" is so on-the-nose it's absurd that you didn't get it also it's a very well known sarcasm trope.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reminds me of how his administration stopped reporting on COVID testing. Obviously if you suck at something, you should just not tell anyone, even if it affects the entire American constituency in a massively dangerous way.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Citing fox "news" as trusted media source ought to disqualify you from voting. Prove me wrong.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I saw it but I cannot find it. But I recall Fox News admitting they're not news when pressured for disseminating fake news.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Multiple times, in multiple court cases. Tucker Carlson argued that no regular viewer would consider his content news or factual.

The fact that they get away with this is infuriating. They should have to put a Surgeon General warning label on the screen like tobacco product have on the package.

"WARNING: This content is for entertainment purposes only. We acknowledge that most of the content presented is not factual, and most of the opinions are not based on reality. This platform was created explicitly as a right-wing propaganda outlet to spin damaging news stories and prevent another Republican from being impeached after Watergate. Viewing the content and opinions presented will leave you less informed than not viewing any content at all"

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They used it as a defence in court. Multiple times. Something to the effect of "no reasonable person would believe they were being truthful/ serious."

Edit: apparently this defence was only used for shows like O'Reilly and Tucker Carlson, not the whole channel. Personally I don't think the average FN viewer would be able to discern the distinction, but who knows.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like it's a very Fox News-y suggestion to ban select groups of people from voting.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I agree to a certain extent, but what's become clear to me as I get older, is that democracy represents the will of the electorate, and when your democracy is setup to give the dumbest 50% of the electorate the most representation, shit falls apart.

If we want a progressive, effective, and beneficial government, then we need an electorate that will vote for it. For a while, we've tried providing education and mostly free information access to the populace so they can make informed decisions, but it's evident that the voters don't care for that. The only other way to get past that information apathy is to eliminate their representation.

I don't expect this to be a morally defensible position, but more "if we want to survive as a nation, we need to do something about people living in an alternate reality formed by regressive hate propaganda".

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In reality, "Democracy" as invented by the Greeks was never intended to be held by the uneducated. Ever citizen got a vote, but frankly not everyone was a citizen.

The rights of a citizen came with certain expectations, and that included knowledge of the Ars Liberalis, or "Liberal Arts", which...far from today's demonized meaning created in order to attack higher learning, literally translated in the greek world as "the exercise of freedom".

In other words, citizenship and voting rights obligated a person to be knowledgeable of things like Logic, History, Rhetoric, etc... You TRAINED to partake in the affairs of state just like you would prepare for any other task that requires skill and THAT was what granted you the priviledge of citizenship. (Well...that an being part of the wealthy class....)

Modern "Democracy" is predicated on the opposite; not just citizens that are ill-informed, but citizens that are so intellectually incurious that they can't be bothered to exercise their right properly.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely.

I don't think the qualifications for voting should be "white wealthly land-owning men", but there has to be a filter we can use to validate that the person voting as at least 2 brain cells.

I'd like to have a basic test with blanket true/false statements around recent political talk... Maybe things like...

The 2020 election was conducted fairly without significant evidence of fraud that could have changed the result.

Vaccines have a direct and undeniable link to autism and long term damage.

Tariffs are an export tax paid by the country sending the product to another country.

Individuals with visas and green cards are not illegal immigrants.

Just a quick test like that, and then weight the vote based on how many statements they identififed correctly as True or false.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

You need a way to prevent this from being corrupted. Conservatives would love to use this to prevent black folks from voting. They're single minded and will chip away at it for decades.

Perhaps honey pots? Set up fake meetings to discuss how to prevent "those people" from voting, and everyone who attends is barred from working in government for life.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds more like we need to more heavily regulate sources of misinformation, rather than deeming some people too stupid to participate in the system.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The same Constitution that upholds the right to vote is the same one that protects freedom of speech. I consider both options equally damaging to the underlying fabric of this country. The point being that republicans are already eroding the foundations of this nation to poison our water and air, shift wealth from the poorest people up to the richest, steal the money we've put aside for social services, and implement a Christian theocracy. It's happening, so we might as well throw out the constitution as well, but use that gap to build a society where people are protected from discrimination because of immutable characteristics, and that builds for the long-term health, wellness and safety of it's citizens.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My local fox news is actually pretty good at reporting basic local news, it is the national programs that are foaming at the mouth propaganda.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

All they're trying to do there is control the narrative for local news. When it's not beneficial for them to spread propaganda they won't. They should still carry the warning. That station can either de-affiliate with Fox, or actual local news can fill the gap.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fox 'news'*: anything I disagree with is terrorism, trump isn't a bigoted idiot tanking the economy, there's no class war, we're just entertainment not news 🤡

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet once the markets come back up after he lifts those tariffs again, the ticker will be back.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just in time for the next election

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Last time (1930) it took down the US economy, you threw out the Republicans and President Hoover, and the Democrats under Roosevelt had to fix the mess, which finally happened about 1934. Since then it is textbook established that tariffs are a stupid idea, but sadly the only historical books the orange turd reads are “Mein Kampf”…

This modern tariff-induced catastrophe is different from the one in 1930 in one important aspect: Back then, the reliance on foreign trade was way, way smaller than today. If the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930 put the US into a serious recession (with still lower tariffs than Trumps!), guess what will happen today in an America that cannot produce screws, bolts and nuts; transistors, resistors, and capacitors; and about every piece of mass-produced item, being it plastic, metal, or whatever.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no coming back from this. You are delusional.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

You came back from the last Republican tariffs caused chaos from 1930. I never said recovery would happen in our lifetimes.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Ah, peak Trumpism. "If we ignore it, it goes away!"

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As an old fart I've never lived under an administration that I considered a real threat. Even Reagan, who was raged against by the left and beloved by the right, at least had some restraint and considered his actions. Each president did something that I didn't like but I never felt like psychopaths had taken over and were just letting their whims and manias run rampant. Their personalities also felt reasonable and at the very least respectful of others. I also never felt that a large chunk of my fellow citizens were a threat to democracy. The evangelicals were always that way but felt like a fringe group before.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reagan's just took time to poison the system. Everything we're seeing now is from that time period, built up.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Hell of a thing, ain't it? I remember the tail end of Regan as a child. I come from evangelicals, these are the sort of events I would expect them to freak out about, but instead, they're willingly along for the ride.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

America's North Korean propaganda network at it again.

[–] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it seems to me like the people should have no problem coordinating an attack on fox news that would take them off the air. i feel like that's an easy one to do that doesn't require a leader, just anonymously post maps detailing the infrastructure of their studios, where security guards are posted, any known passkeys, etc.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

If this hypothetical were to come to pass I personally wouldn't call it an attack, so much as a day of love where nothing was done wrong.

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