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And that’s basically it!
Okay - as of right now, I think there's much more to this story that we haven't been told and this is all damage control.
Like it wasn't actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, "Big Balls" tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.
This is my truth.
The more I think about it, the more confident I am that at least the basic outline is actually the truth - that "Big Balls" - entitled, sheltered 4channer that he undoubtedly is - got his ass kicked for being a racist dickhead and/or creepy pervert.
Yeah the "attempted carjacking" story kind of falls apart when you realize that they succeeded in beating the shit out of him, but didnt bother to take the car while he was incapacitated on the ground.
This too would appeal to his mega supporters
Exactly what one would expect from a weird creep. Seems likely.
He also stole all of our personal information as part of a technofacist mysoginist child rapist oligarch coup to install a corporate dictatorship for the foreseeable future. I bet he got his ass kicked for being a entitled little douche
I hereby award you the "Royal Order of the Bonespurs!"
No balls.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 56th President....
Sound right MAGAts are worthless.