You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
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Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
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I choose the bear
Vance: gracias!
I'm vegan. I pick the tacos
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
That's probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways...
I'm a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
It's a genetic thing, you don't need to fuck about.
I mean... It's literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren't strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it's the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I'm already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I'm weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn't strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an "earthy" flavor to me.
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In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I'd still pick that.
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I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
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After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
¡Órale!
This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Luckily, they're all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
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Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.
I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
Not a fan of tacos at all
Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
ETA: I'm pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
If you can call that living.
The only food you really need is Indian food.
I think saying this in America’s west / south west is a felony.
Maybe, but if even if you only take food from north America into consideration mexican food is still second place to Cajun/creole food..
Louisiana might agree with you, but the rest of North America would probably fight you on that. Nachos are a staple of every single sporting stadium here.
Maybe, I'm neither north American or a sports fan. But I'd rather have fried alligator or blackened catfish as far as fast food goes. And you genuinely can't beat a bowl of seafood ocra gumbo over heavily buttered cornbread. Nom nom nom.
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All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?
Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.
I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
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Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.
I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.
Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
Spoiler
The tacos are the logical choice here, obviously. But if I save the rich fuck then he owes me big time. I want 5 billion dollars, the rest he gives to immigration and housing charities. Then he gets deported back to Africa in the middle of the Sahara desert with only the clothes on his back, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Gatorade (c’mon I’m not heartless enough for him to starve or die of thirst….immediately).
He’ll weasel out of it and I’ll probably end up broke because of litigation. I don’t trust Musk.
I trust tacos.
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