Because its whites turn
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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The queen is in love with the other king
That's checkmate
No? If it was, he would've won
Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.
That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.
Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.
I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop
Don't put your dong in that.
I'm gonna do it
Because it's White's move.
The black king is going to do an en passant.
exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!
because you didnt take the king yet
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.
There's an imposter among us.
That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.
Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.
The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…
The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king
The tardis is just one square to the left.
It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.
Praise the Shai-Hulud!
Google en kingsant
I think that's a spitroast