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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

funniest thing I've read this week. But don't have any friends with whom I can share

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Holy shit! That guy hacked the system!

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Only male or female shipping allowed.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whose writing this shit for him?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AI.

This is just a list of "but I'm not winning so it's not fairrrrrrrrrr" whining (whinging?)

[–] LiPoly@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago

I feel like if AI would’ve written this, it would make more sense. This reads more like a fever dream.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does he think that pirates would turn around and buy $1 Trillion worth of media if pirating stopped? Lmao.

[–] Pirata@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Does he think

No.

[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fuck is "non-tariff cheating" supposed to mean?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_twisty@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody knows what it is, folks. People are asking, “What is it?”—nobody knows. Experts, politicians, the fake news—nobody has a clue. Maybe it’s something, maybe it’s nothing. Could be the biggest thing ever, could be nothing at all. Nobody knows, believe me. Total mystery.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Bigly if true

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub -1 points 1 year ago

My hard drives cost 20% more. IDK what he's on about "cheating".

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

How dare other companies cheat by having more stringent food standards than the USA? Everyone should be forced to buy and ingest real American salmonella.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just off the top of my head:

  1. Pressuring the Fed to cut interest rates and other actions to reduce the US dollar's value
  2. Massive payouts to agribusiness, especially maize and sugar producers.
  3. Try bringing in some fruit or a salami into the US. I dare you.
  4. OpenAI, Meta, Anthropic, xAI etc ripping off the entire world's entire content.

Maybe someone else can fill in the rest.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago

OpenAI, Meta, Anthropic, xAI etc ripping off the entire world's entire content.

Rules for thee, not for me!

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So now he's angry that we've fucked up our agricultural exports badly enough that the rest of the world doesn't think our trash goods are food grade?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

I would love some of the diseased chlorinated freedom chicken from the U.S.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Trump has claimed a few times that, in order for cars to be approved for import in Japan, they must be able to withstand an impact from a bowling ball without denting. It's not a real thing. When the White House press secretary was asked why Trump made up such a weird lie, she said it was "obviously a joke".

[–] seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

throws bowling ball at Cybertruck

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its ironic to be complaining (or rather bullshitting) about japan restricting vehicle imports while the US is restricting imports of kei trucks for reasons.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

Because kei trucks are obviously death traps

sideeyes motorcycles

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the mind-blowing video from Channel 5 news of them interviewing Trump supporters about him posting a pic of himself as king and they say "Oh it means he's the King of Presidents, like Elvis Presley is the King of rock and roll" and I just couldn't possibly facepalm any harder.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 1 year ago

my concern over IP Theft goes from the ground up, can't help it. I'll worry about what corps think they're missing out on right after I've acknowledged each and every person who has ever written anything on the internet, or shared an original work in any way. the damage done by tech bros pillaging the collective imagination is way higher than $1T

Only when you pirate over $1 trillion in a calendar year, so we're fine. Facebook, maybe not so much...

[–] Dsklnsadog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When Trump says piracy, I understand he's referring to classic piracy (with little boats and all), and when he says IP Theft, I assume he's referring to the piracy that concerns us. Good luck adding a tax to my $0 rate.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

When he says transshipping, he probably thinks of a container ship flying the trans flag.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what his definition of Transshipping would be if asked off-the-cuff without his advisors around.

[–] thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what his definition of Transshipping would be

I think that's when a fishing boat puts on some guns and radar and starts calling itself a battleship ?

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

lmao, I would believe that he believes it. He could play Ron Burgundy really well.

Diversity definition

[–] zout@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing that one is toward the EU?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 0 points 1 year ago

Or Canada with the dairy subsidies.

Also it's not like the US has subsidised corn for decades or anything like that.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not interested in giving rich humans access to another trillion dollars.

That works against the best interests of hu-fucking-manity.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So anyway, here I was, drifting through the lemmy pages, when I realized there was a ton of money to be made by writing software for smugglers.

I have never really known a smuggler of physical goods, but I imagine I will try now

[–] bamboo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine their software and bookkeeping would be significantly different from any other international logistics company?

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

Don’t know. But if the tariffs are as bad as many think, I believe the black market in the USA will grow faster than the speakeasies and smuggling booze did a century ago. There will be huge demand to bring in cheaper goods that are legally sold at higher rates.

It’s a new and huge untapped market to provide support, even if most of the movement of goods will be done by organized crime later. A lot of what will happen is unknown.

Certainly there will be a new cat and mouse dynamics. Very rarely does a huge layer of graft poof into existence to fast in a country. Lots of dynamics navigating this new electronic frontier!

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

You heard him folks, shine up your Somali and take to the seas, this man wants to see if we can cost him more money as traditionalists.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was wondering when piracy is going to join the game. Awkwardly absent so far.

[–] seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One useful thing about the absolute stupid chaos is that there is hopefully too much absolute stupid chaos for anyone worth a damn to care too much about piracy.

(Though I don't think we should be resting on laurels either.)

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The likes of RIAA and MPAA are probably still lobbying as always. Also don't forget the Internet Archive is being sued by record labels over copyright.

More than anything, people might be too distracted to defend IP related freedoms right now with all the other issues.

[–] seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

Hm, yeah, that's a fair concern.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 0 points 1 year ago

“You are required to let me fuck you over! You are not allowed to resist it or find alternative means!” 🖕