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[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Juvenoia. IPA(key): /ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪə/

Noun, juvenoia (uncountable)

(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Much to do is always made of the kids personally I'm undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago

It's probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.

But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sensing a strong French background here

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago

Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.

Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Is it great civics training? It's a convenient excuse to take a day off.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

For us it was just finger guns and swear words.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Extremely tasteful use of meme. A true connoisseur.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

What's up dog? ...wait, no. Ligma dog! ...shit wrong again. What's up balls?

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does fein mean? Is it just shortened feign?

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fein comes from the Travis Scott song FE!N. While it is a synonym of "addict", Travis uses it more as a musical refrain. The repeated and somewhat goofy intonation of the repeated phrase is what lead to the memification of this slang word. When using "fein", it can be used like any other nonsensical filler word.

Isn't that the guy that got several people killed at his own show and didn't give a fuck?

Someone oughta them about deez

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 0 points 1 year ago

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Gen A / Z slang is objectively cooler than this 😞

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
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[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Stop like, being such a fascist pig, man! Dig?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?

[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

They didn't say anything about it being the last monster their mom fantasizes about

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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know I'm old and I'm not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I had to look it up too. "A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend."

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don't have kids so I don't need to understand it.... which is good because I don't.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pumpkin!

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ok, you can curse on the internet.

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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?

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[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago

Idk but shes tweakin

[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Only 24... Pathetic

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Ligma balls to find out!

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ligma Balls, cousin to Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

This is fein

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

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