Woke up 🥱 Back to the tech bullshit.

The privacy and physical media buffs were so right. I didn’t have the time or savvy to be preventative but I can try my best now.

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I ate the vegan cream cheese without dramatic negative effects. …yet. However it’s way too expensive to buy regularly and didn’t have much in the way of nutrition.

I’m going to have to work out if I can eat tofu. If I can that’s a lot cheaper, higher protein, and can be used to make both ‘cream cheese’ and ‘ice cream’. (I know cashews are an option but way too expensive.) Silken tofu is higher FOD MAPs but well blended firm tofu might be ok?

Wild night.

Lazing around in bed. The pain in my legs and knees will go away if I get up but I can't be bothered.

I’m off to the market before returning to hibernate for the afternoon. Can I get anyone anything?

LMAOOOO His Lordship literally just said "I'm gonna be so fucking mad if fucking spiderbait's cover of Black Betty makes it. It's a shit cover"

I don't know if this is clever or tightarsy but a macca's cheese burger costs $4 or $5 each but a hamburger which has everything a cheese burger has except the cheese is $2. I'm gonna get 2 hamburgers and add my own burger cheese to them. Lunch sorted.

The right side is always my side. Well, it was.

Dangerous Animals (2025) is an Australian survival horror film. Directed by Sean Byrne, It had a world premiere at Cannes Film Festival (the first Australian film in the program in over a decade)

A serial killer (Jai Courtney) kidnaps and films his victims being eaten alive by sharks. It’s revealed he has made dozens of videos. Apparently he’s somehow trying to deal with his own childhood trauma of being mauled by a shark.

Eventually, the killer chooses the wrong girl, our protagonist, a van life surfer chick, Zephyr (Hassie Harrison). She possesses both physical and mental strength, as well as being drop dead gorgeous and very clever.

You can imagine how the plot unfolds. It’s comparable to big game deep sea fishing in which the Marlin resists and tries escape for hours on end and the fishermen slowly reels it in. So too, does the killer thwart escape attempts time and time again.

In this regard, I feel a bit let down by the film’s only real strength. It’s a tight story but predictable. The viewer is ultimately just waiting for the final victorious escape and revenge (the scene is a glorious and fitting demise for the killer though).

Most of the film is shot on a smallish fishing boat with some very nice underwater shark scenes, the soundtrack is pretty cool with old school songs by Billy Idol, Creedence, The Regrettes, Crowded House, Fleetwood Mac, and Stevie Wright.

A solid horror film, maybe like a Wolf Creek on the water. It’s worth one viewing but, I probably won’t ever watch it again.

6.8/10 gaffer hooks

Set up and connected my new vinyl player, the records sound sooo much better. Got this player half price during EOFY sales, it was a steal. Having fun re-listening to my records sounding the way they should have all along.

ikea package is on the way

it's a small cupboard with baskets to hold all my calligraphy stuff 😊

I return. The market is flooded with B+I Lions fans here for the rugby