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That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 107 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] iii@mander.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

On his everywhere

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

I'll sit at a drive thru

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

Everything is mega meal, super sized

"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

"There's room in the bag. Take it!"

"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think that's a pretty generous 200 lbs.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hell, yeah brother thank you

[–] Squalia@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago

Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.

Fuck yeah! Murica!

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

My culture is not your costume.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's your lucky day.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 3 points 10 months ago
[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby

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[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 22 points 10 months ago

As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Crocs. Dirty crocs.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

360° WIVEL

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago

Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I am sitting with worse posture than this.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 10 months ago

I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

wrong that should be a milkshake

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Double bearings! Sold!

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 10 months ago

Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

But it has 360 degree wivel!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?

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