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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

What's special

UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE

yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!

I don't understand what they were high on when they designed this.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it's open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.

Or maybe I'm just confused

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you're blind). What's up with the white sploches on the black though ?

It might be drywall patches they didn't paint over...

[–] nouvie@ttrpg.network 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It makes me think of Betelguese.

Definitely the home of an eccentric “artist.”

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

[–] peadigger@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Seems like an old school goths dream house. Being old school goths I kinda dig it

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Looks like a "modern American" restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago

Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub...

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine attempting to clean this

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago

Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then....