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Butt rule (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Varesti@lemmy.zip to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

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[–] azalea_flower@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 4 days ago

this is so gross lmao

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Perfect reaction

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i... this very uncomfortable. im hiding it

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Fair, I too tend to hide this part of my body.

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You wipe‽
You're supposed to wash!
Use a bidet!

Bonus:
You can add anti capsaicin agents and eat savory sauce pain free.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 days ago (6 children)

This is going to sound crazy, but I stole these memes.

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 12 points 4 days ago

Even more guilt free tips!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

But but....that's illegal!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

You hear that, people? OP is a phoney!

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

but I stole these memes.

Why are these .avif?! Makes it a pain to steal them back!

[–] arules@retrofed.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

update your image viewers boomer
AV2 is the future

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

can these be loaded on floppy disks tho

[–] arules@retrofed.com 2 points 3 days ago

| file | size | |


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| | 20260528_38f28e7_AV2_Spec_v1.0.0.pdf | 3.7M | | avm-1.0.0.tar.gz | 170.4M | | 8" HD Floppy | 9.6M |

The specification, yes. The full AVM 1 research materials, in 18 × 8"HD floppies. I am unsure why they need perl&python, when cmake should be capable of everything.

[–] DekSomBoon@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do the anti capsaicin agents reduce mouth feel? Or are they for your ass only?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Yeah... love it

[–] bean@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Ok ok I'll wipe

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Augustus Gloop, looks like my poop.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's chocolate, don't worry

NSFW poem featuring chocolate and genitalia

Comes from this zine by fabflab

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a meme. Perhaps because I'm sitting on the toilet and can personally relate

[–] jadetoffee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago
[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago

Gross. Fat people