Ngl decorative plague masks would do well as fashion.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2026
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So making fun of Russia is now enough to be a neoliberal Nazi?
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Leave it to a shitlib to downplay Nazis.
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I dunk you on my schedule. You react. This is how it will be forever.
[deleted]
You fake an ideology because you're unable to read books, and then call others' ideologies fake to cope when it becomes obvious.
It's such childish projection. So feeble.
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If you read Capital, your head would literally fucking explode, lmao.
Try starting with Manifesto. It's like ten pages. Even a Harry Potter adult can handle it.
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On the contrary, reading is good, and being an uneducated, sad sack of liberal dogshit is very bad. If I ever looked or sounded like you for even a tenth of a second, I would immediately do cartwheels to dig myself out of it.
You, on the other hand, are proud to not read. You're definitely light work.
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You're coping hard and it shows. Attacking women, mental health, is there anything you won't stoop to just because you're getting fucking owned?
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Wow downvoted. The joke obviously flew right over their heads
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Surely it would be upvote worthy. For the fake points. Or is that communism
Zoologist
It's not made by the onion
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It's still bs though, pneumonic plague is a non-issue epidemic wise. Plague experts are unanimous that this poses 0 threat of spreading beyond its small local region at worst. The bigger story is the lab safety failures that led to a researcher dying of it.
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'Plaugues' goodness spelling is hard!
Also lmfao youre an antivaxxer. Precious.
Yeah there's actually a fair number of people who get the plague every year. Its by no means common, but its also not uncommon either. Its just way more treatable now and less likely to spread very far.
Wow -16 downvotes and counting on this one! Maybe you should stick to writing erotic roleplay shit instead of trying to talk politics? It seems more your speed.
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I'm just laughing at how shit you are at posting. Apparently the masses think you're a loser.
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Not all, people, just specific ones. You will learn, though. I've never met a liberal who wasn't easy work.
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Yes, I am acutely aware that you're looking for a way out.
You can stop, but I won't. My behavior is not contingent on your participation.
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Homophobic guy says homophonic things because he can't express himself without being a bigot. Wow. Embarrassing how little control you have over your speech!
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Oops, banned!