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[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 69 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It already said communism.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that what the B in BSD stands for?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, "Bean Software Distribution"

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

By your powers combined, I am Captain Neurodivergent!

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And my... shit I forgot it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Beans, Boobs, Battlestartrek Galactica

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The robust Start Trek meme community here on Lemmy is what hooked me the first time and keeps me coming back.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

Believe it or not, but that's part of communism

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

and Thinkpad

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Linux is not a java bean.

Pinguins make eggs, they have no boobs.

So of course it is in communism...

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Battlebear Booblactica

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hey, now. Don't leave out the anarchists.

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Real communism is anarchy

Real anarchy is communism

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

True, both anarchists and communists want the same end goal — to move past capitalism and into a society that is stateless, moneyless, and classless. We just disagree on how to get there.

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Identity theft is not a joke OP

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finally a movement with values I can get behind! ❤️❤️❤️

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Behind

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Bohne93@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean who doesn't love a good 🅱eanis

[–] TeamSports_or_CuckPorn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

The decision has been made.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Heeeyyy. That not me. I don't have glasses

Oh wait, I do...

I don't wear a tie...

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I don't think communism is inherently good like beans or boobs.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Unlike beans and boobs, communism hasn't really been tried before.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 5 days ago

Communism was tried for 60,000 years in Australia

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Here on lemmy I think only beans have been (bean?) tried.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

dont forget corn

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (5 children)

well, I've certainly seen the beans and boobs.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Bears. Boobs. Battlestar Galactica.

[–] dektep@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] programmerlexi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why were the first beans i thought of toe beans?

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

How about crazies such as myself?

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