Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for "a broom".
Also shouldn't she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush objectively here. Unlike the Spamton plush...
yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.
It's simple: I see roomba, I :3
yaaa, I actually got a pic of my niko plush on a roomba (and on my dog and with pancaiks)
(this took me too long to get because it was on an usb and on heic too ( I don't even use ios anymore lol, it was took on an iphone but idk if other stuff use heic format) so I had to convert it to jpg and my pc didn't even support heic so i had to install the packages lol)
Your efforts are greatly appreciated
sitting on it isn't gangsta af tho
I think it depends on how you sit. I'd probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.
Clearly needs to be doing a Slav sqaut in a pair of Ukraine flag adias pants.
Then she gangsta as fuck.
*Adidas
Minor spelling mistake, I win.
Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*
~*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.~
also mao orb
Aight, time for an upgrade.
Honk honk, muthafukar
seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina 'flew' an upright vac.
Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.
Ok Broomer.
Ok Roomber.
Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
This is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt!
Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.
The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody's cup of tea, but it wasn't mine.
There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni
I think she flies on a roomba in the sequel
I'd be so scared I'd fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom
yea. but it's magic. you ain't falling unless you want to.
It's magic that it's flying, I don't think I ever heard it's magic that you can't fall off, quite the opposite in most of the stories I've read that featured brooms
Magic that binds you to the roomba. So as long as it’s flying, you’re staying attached.
Long as you've got gymnast skills. It is basically just a monkey bar, without the side posts.
Either way you better work on your grip strength and pull-ups.
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"Pfft. Chuds."
There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.
Idk about others, but I rather sit.
We're stealing memes from Disney nostalgia cash-in sequels now?
When I saw Hocus-Pocus I thought the witches using vacuum cleaners was hilarious. This is just as funny.
I think the shamful euphemism 'she rides around town on a broomstick' is now fully, and permanently, worn out.
As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.
