A plumber, you say?
Some kind of
House doctor?
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I love this. Certain surgeries absolutely involve some amount of "plumbing", e.g. connecting the blood vessels in a pig heart transplant (I think they even refer to it as plumbing, perhaps informally). And I think it's very accurate to say that plumbers, electricians etc. are to houses as surgeons are to living creatures.
I got a novel plumbing job from a surgeon!
I got genital nullification surgery. With My weiner removed, I needed somewhere to pee from. So the meat man plumbed My urethra downwards to around where cis women keep theirs, sans clam. I have what's called a meatus, which is a medical term for an opening on the body. The end of My hose is neither a male nor female socket. It's not a socket at all!
That awesome.. and/or horrifying. I'm so glad I'm comfortable with the default configuration my body came with, and don't often have to think about stuff like this. But I'm also really glad you seem happy with the results of your, uhhh, renovations!
Although.. What exactly is a male socket? I've always thought of it as an outlet, nothing goes into it, stuff only flows out.
nothing goes into it
not with that attitude!
(but like, seriously thats a kink. ~~to no ones surprise~~)
Lol, I knew someone would chime in with that. But by design at least, there should be no flow from the outside in. To the extent that we can call evolution's craftsmanship 'design'.
The only thing I know about that is the scene from House where he catheters himself. To the extent we can trust the show's medical accuracy, his reaction during the insertion, and the number of pain pills he took beforehand, let's just say it seems highly unpleasant!
i assume its the same as anal, if you shove a huge thing up there its obviously gonna hurt, but if you start small and train bigger and bigger...
but like, it already sounds unpleasant, i dont even wanna imagine how it feels
A male socket would be
Ohh... I was still thinking of human biology :P
Does yours not look like that?
This comment rocks
its definitely not because of lupus i can tell you that much
Sarcoidosis maybe?
Could be vascular.
it's never sarcoidosis!
Maybe offer him some Vicodin
Naah, would be wasted on him, send it to me instead, i make good use of it!
In Soviet Russia, it actually is lupus.
LoL!
this meme is so old bro is probably retired at this point
There's a 90s-ass CRT monitor in the background!
That’s still high tech in Russia.
lmao
There's a 90s-ass CRT monitor in my house too. It's dope af. Might even be the same chassis which was everywhere.
Dude the stumbleupon button really takes me back. That was a huge part of my childhood internet experience.
He should consider doing a sketch show with Stephen Fry
I've never felt like breaking into a car before, but now I kinda do 😄
Maybe he should try his hand at football coaching in stead
I like the bitesized street gags. The one with the cabbie I think of often
Yeah, those are great too!
I also love Hugh's brilliantly stupid songs such as Where is the lid and Mystery 😆🥰
"wow Hugh's Russian accent is spot on"
It's definitely not Dr. House. You can tell by his face that he's actually willing to listen to what others have to say
I'd be surprised to see the Prince Regent, too.
try and go inside your house. it should help.
I thought Kevin Keegan died last week?
His mane lives on
Prince Ludwig the indestructible?
I don't get it
Looks like house from that show house
Never seen it in my life. Who's the guy?