The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie's, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?
Fair point, my mistake. 🤣
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Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I'd bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he's correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.
Somewhat more charitably...
Causal misattribution.
They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, (or waaay too much red meat in general), because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.
That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they'd know cancer is not ... contagious, broadly transmissable.
Poor dumbass tried to spell 'Prevent' and ended up with 'Pervert'.
else they'd know cancer is not ... contagious, broadly transmissable.
I read an interesting NYT article the other day about the discovery of a high rate of skin cancer in catfish in a lake bordering Vermont and Quebec. By looking at the DNA of the catfish and of the tumors, scientists discovered that the DNA of the tumors didn’t resemble their host like you’d expect, but did resemble the tumors found on all the other fish. They realized they were looking at the first transmissible cancer found in fish. The article noted that contagious cancer has also been found in Tasmanian devils, clams and, yes… dogs.
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Poor dog.
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sniff butt -> become cancer dog
You really can’t argue with science!
I was going to say 'but you can argue with schizophrenia!'... and then I realized well that wouldn't actually achieve anything now would it.
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Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.
So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.
Hey dawg, I heard you like dogs.
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Also in Tasmanian devils.
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What's the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there's things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, "no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans."
"Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!"
Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there's probably an impairment, but not a physical one.
You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that's only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.
There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.
They're putting chemicals in the dog tutds that's turnin' the frickin' gays into pervert cancer!
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Cancer is stored in the butt.
Facts.
You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.
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Cancer Dog: Not even once.
Is this clown allowed to own guns?
Sadly, you know the answer. USA! USA!
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okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.
he got like 100 times more cance than me
"NO DOGS IN HOUSE"
100% with you there buddy.
DID YOU KNOW?! CANCER DOG GET 10X MORE CANCE THAN SILVERADO???!!!!
...There. Now everybody knows.
My parents had sexy sex?! That’s disgusting.
I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i
And that P turned R
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