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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

meh ... lots of married people don't love each other either.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact. They held each other in only the highest respect.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

married 17 years, can confirm.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

the corrosion of two personalty that reshape each other until they're incompatible, I guess. but also a lot of dysfunction. I got so good at being a grey rock in the face of their exciting need to be excited by constantly fighting that they got bored of trying to get a reaction out of me and I got tired of the panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. Anyway, separation has been nice, but having kids means you're locked into a kind of relationship that necessitates mutual good faith cooperation so it's a nightmare. REALLY don't have kids with people you haven't lived with first for several years. 6mo whirlwind relationships are a bad place to invest the next 20+ years of your life, also, you can't out run, out think, or recognize your truama, you are you, and you can't not you. therapy early and often.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Sorry, I guess you do what you have to do until they are 18.

No, I cannot do therapy, simply not feasible atm at all. Not time-wise, not economy wise, I'd get fired for that here.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I'm married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don't love even MOST of them.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn't love each other.

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would've clued you in.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.

Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.

How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can't imagine it happens in the digital age.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Good thing I won't be a parent.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thoroughly, you might say.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Most of them aren't even step siblings.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're saying there's a chance...

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

I... Uh... I'm gonna cry in a corner

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

I am afraid... most

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most of them aren't even step siblings: 😀

Most of them aren't even step siblings: 😶‍🌫️

I don't remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

And it's not actually possible to get stuck under a bed or in a dryer.

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.

Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you're like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU'RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!!! WHO IS THIS???? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

... are... you are shipping... porn actors?

You've made a porno fancanon universe?

... ok. I don't even know what to say to that, I'm mostly just astounded.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What?! Fuckin hell man, everything's fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What now ? You gonna say they are not married ?

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

OP said they don't love each other. Obviously they're married or they wouldn't be having sex.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sex without love is just dirty.

So dirty.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

Step-husband what are you doing

[–] OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plenty of irl couples in porn.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I've seen are from actual partners where it's an actual understanding of each other, where there's real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

God. So incredibly sexy when it's real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond if they’re older when their parents get married.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't there a category for adult content where they... 🥺 ️👉👈 ?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't get on the list that easily can you?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I'm trying. Throwing everything out there to be part of that list!

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh

all that said, this comment is cursed tbh

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The viewer does

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it's literally.

You don't even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.

But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

This post feels wrong on so many Levels...

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