Maxxus

joined 2 years ago
 

Power of voodoo (who do?)

 

I always end up with hot juices running down my face.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Lucky. Mine has been playing “Thong Song” by SisQó

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I’m an engineer of sorts, so it’s allowed me a livable income.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, I have been rested for ADHD by professionals. Not even borderline.

The test itself is an ADHDer’s nightmare. First they ask you to look at a few pictures, then you take a 250 item questionnaire, where some of them are the same, just worded slightly differently, then they ask you specific questions about the pictures you looked at 250 questions ago.

 

Sometimes an inner monologue isn’t just a single patronizing voice, but a cacophony of interconnected intuitions that spawn action and art ex nihilo in ways that are ineffable.

No? Just me? Nevermind, I’ll be over there.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, JJ. Violet got banned before me.

 
 

They pussied out at the last minute.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds like my time as a computer technician and then a network tech. Always chasing the next cert to stand out from the next tech. Once I switched to compsci I’ve never been pitched any certifications.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why are you gate keeping people on the internet?

In a shitposting community no less.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I actually did study for the CCNA and was primed to certify. I decided not to go that route and found myself in a Java class a couple years later. I now don’t use either of those things.

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Crying is a free action (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Inspired by a recent 196 post

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Which end goes in?

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I’d eat the shit out of that and I don’t even like cheesecake.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

I scrolled through the whole comments section and not a single Sexy Losers reference? For shame.

That link is about as tame as the comic gets.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you. I saved this years ago and didn’t know the source. I’m going to swap this in.

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

…and then I found five dollars!

*Edited to use original source with artist’s credit

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Impress Me (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

I am definitely comfortable naked around people more than they are comfortable around me naked.

 

In today’s economy, it might be better to look for something electric.

 

One week in and I’m already on my last strike. I already know at some point I’m going to shitthebedpost so this is past me saying farewell from future me. Fuck you (random past shitposter), fuck you (random future shitposter), you’re cool (violet), fuck you (finger points back at future me), I’m out (not yet (I hope anyway)).

P.S. The strikes are totally fair, I just can’t read a room.

 
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