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Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.

[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just really honoured to be part of this illustrious club 🥹

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lol. and i'm on the naughty list because i didn't spank you hard enough, i guess?

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[–] theolodis@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well, seing the hammer and sickle banned as regex along with ACAB kind of gives the reason away.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh fuck boys, I did it. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, wow, Beat Takeshi, too? I wouldn't wanna be in a club that didn't allow him, anyway. 🤌🏼

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's your rank?

I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

So wholesome 🥺

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Probably saw your name and thought you'd help him purge the violent extremists off this app.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Starting to think somebody should make a community and set that as the allow list

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hah im 7

Where do i collect my price?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago
[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well as really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

It was one guy. You gotta be impressed he managed as many as he actually did.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.

Just one more week until my vacation...

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a hydrogen filled airship?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] Salamence@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

catgirl-salute To a Certified Poster

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah brother!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

fucking kidding me.. Ive got myself banned from ml. how do I get on this garbage list?

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Eyyy one of my alts made the list! In fairness this is my least political account, and I'm on a banned instance.

I'm just glad to be included.

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Run this command in your terminal. Works on Linux, but will need to be modified on windows

$ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.json

Creates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn't even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Part of the problem is that it isn't even in the repo. It's grabbed at runtime, without informing users and having no opt-out.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's fetched from a site, it's not in the repo I think

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

So hot right now.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need a badge or flair or something.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck it, I'll wear it, yeah

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

One of us, one of us

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

We should print t-shirts. "Tesseract Shadowban" sounds metal AF. 🤘🏼

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Its basically a participation trophy at this point.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

It ain't much, but it's.... Something I guess lmao

I wonder what got me put on the list...

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Keep up the good work.

[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Proud of you, bub.

[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

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[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am a little sad I haven't commented on things frequently enough to be on the list.

My views and comment history would definitely put me on that list.

And the current American government's list. Though, let's be honest, all of the fediverse is on that one.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone ELI5 what a tesseract shadowban is? I've been seeing it mentioned everywhere, and I don't know what any of those words mean.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

tesseract is basically another client for lemmy, but the developer creating it has shadowbanned any communities that are to the left of him or trans/queer communities (blahaj.zone, for example).

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