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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can't turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.

P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Warranted. I'll use something less jarring next time.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I threw my back out brushing my tongue.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

I did throw out my back jumping up one time

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ha noob, I did it sleeping

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: holding in a sneeze can cause a brain aneurysm and kill you instantly.

Can also cause ejected bowels, torn windpipes, and other fun things.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2591480/amp/Teenager-SNEEZES-death-Mothers-despair-17-year-old-son-suffers-brain-haemorrhage-following-sneezing-fit.html

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I strained a muscle doing a yoga.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lower back specifically. Sneezing, not sitting straight on the couch even for just a few minutes, lying prone for an extended period, etc.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta work on your deadlift family 2

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.

[–] Zess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I sneeze, my arm hurts.

I'm fairly certain it's not a heart attack.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But you have to think about it every time…

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium

Hey......

Fuck you.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.

I picked up my towel from the bathroom floor, dammit mom!

[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Other signs is making weird noises every time you sit down or stand up.