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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't know why these dudes want to look like they're choking on a shovel.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Proof they can take the biggest dicks.

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[–] stermy4u@lemmy.world 262 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I keep hearing the term looksmaxer and every time it's a person that looks like they were hit with a snow shovel repeatedly.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 158 points 4 days ago (8 children)
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 87 points 4 days ago (4 children)

bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 4 days ago

I see you out there thumbmaxxing

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 22 points 4 days ago

There's some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

friends

X Doubt

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Looksmaxxing is just a new name for body dysmorphia. The same shit that makes people puke their guts out after eating, or getting plastic surgery done over and over until they look like freaks.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 123 points 4 days ago
[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How the hell you’d inject gold?

[–] dai@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

That sounds like a fucking terrible idea good lord

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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is what is known as a "bad idea"

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[–] KiloGex@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The problem with all of these other influencers backing the claim that he'd become "supernatural" before his death will only keep the door open for other followers to copy this lifestyle, just believing this idiot just did something wrong that they can correct. So dangerous.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

That’s basically the entire history of magical and/or alchemical elixirs and potions. “Sure the previous emperor died after drinking the lead immortality elixir, but that’s just because he didn’t do it right”

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Seems like a self correcting problem, honestly.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

People are so worried about women and body dysmorphia, but we should remember that men need help with dysmorphia too.

I didn’t know who this guy was before he died, but I read an article about things he was doing and saying. He was not okay. It seems like he was suffering from some kind of paranoia as much as dysmorphia.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (4 children)

So either he always had some mental health issues, or the lack of nutrition he did to keep the body he had lead himself to make very bad decisions because his brain couldnt process correctly anymore.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I’ve never read anything about the looksmaxxing subculture that made me think it was anything other than people with severe body dysmorphia egging each other on. The least ethical 60s psychological experiment conceived by the most coked up 60s psychologist couldn’t have come up with a more fucked up method of seeing how far people will go.

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

From what I heard he had a psychosis after an Ayahuasca ritual, then used gold from jewelry which might contain lead and other nasty stuff for consumption and injection and also used SSRIs before he died, so possibility serotonin syndrome.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 24 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Sounds like they were mentally ill beforehand, ayahuasca didn't do that

And then he was found at the bottom of a lake, which would be unusual for serotonin syndrome

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Guy read too much Sanderson. Was trying to steal hybrid feruchemical powers

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Up until his passing, he was discovering that he had achieved some superhuman abilities, and it’s no joke; he actually did achieve some superhuman abilities,” he said. “He had tapped into a level of consciousness that most people never will.”

Another looksmaxxing influencer, Androgenic, offered additional claims during a livestream, saying Murphy became increasingly focused on gold.

“He started to get this fixation on gold. He started to believe that gold was some gatekept mineral by the higher-ups that basically gives you special powers if you ingest it,” he said. According to Androgenic, Murphy later began injecting gold into his body.

Just so we are all clear, the trans community super duper does not claim him. Wish the political right would focus more on this sort of self abuse instead of the verified science supporting medical transition.

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[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

His artificial hairline looks worse than if he were bald. And wtf is going on with his jaw?

[–] DeLacue@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

"Looksmaxxing has drawn criticism because some influencers promote dangerous techniques to change their appearance, including striking or damaging their jawbones and other risky practices."-from the article.

The looksmaxxing guys have a thing they call bonesmashing where they will hit their jaws with hammers or other implements in order to break it a little. This is done so they can reshape it as it heals. This is a repeated process. The jaw is broken and reshaped continually until they look a little more like the cartoonish over exagerated jawline of the chads from those chad memes. No I'm not kidding and no this is not done with any kind of medical supervision.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Some problems solve themselves.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's going to be a strong contender for this year's Darwin Award!

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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, he's with the Lord now doing superhuman stuff.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can he talk to Mitch? We’re trying to hear from him

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 30 points 4 days ago
[–] Shumina@lemmus.org 19 points 3 days ago

We’re in the “The Beautiful Ones” part of the collapse of our little mouse utopia.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago

I nominate Connor Murphy for a Darwin award: https://darwinawards.com/darwin/

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Conservatives have spent the last 50 years devaluing education. This is the result.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

From the article it sounds like he has a friend who genuinely believes that he was gaining superhuman powers too. So... clocks ticking on that guy now.

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[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Did this toolbag think he was an Allomancer or Mistborn? Brandon Sanderson's works are too dangerous! BAN SANDERSON NOVELS!

/s just in case...

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I really want to know what "science" he was banking on here. Like, how does this injection work, according to him? I assume he chose gold (as opposed to lead or tin) because he has gawdy Trumpesque notions of success and opulence, but what the fuck does injecting it do (again, according to him)? 🤔

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Its almost as if this looksmaxing and other social media shit is a kind of mental illness that gets worse with time. especially when they find an audience that encourages them to go even further off the deep end.

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