On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place....
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Got a good facepalm out of my wife with this one. Thanks!
Mine just uttered a withering "oh, god," and tried to continue setting up for her morning meetup.
Top tier.
Well he only had one child, so probably not
He was allowed to camelot wherever he wanted and he did, allegedly
I said this out loud to my wife.
She might divorce me.
My mother's maden name was Lance
I'm looking to switch banks. Who do you bank with, and would you recommend them?
Credit Union all the way
Yah I use a local credit union
If you mash all the numbers in your birthday together like ddmmyyyy, there's a cool trick you can do with the new 8-digit number.
Send me your special birthday number and I'll show you what I mean.
01011970?
And plenty of places named Timbuk.....also
Lol, I like this one. Thanks for the chuckle.
There's an entire round table of less common names.
My first boyfriend was named Lance.... I might send him this joke.