If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
ohhh that's good
It's probably true too
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that's gay.
Conservatives: unironically, this.
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
I remember my dad explaining that "the gays" did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Double income, and no kids. It's the ultimate life-hack.
Were it so easy
What did he think about lesbians
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Poor household fetish
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
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This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
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The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
I like fish sticks.
Now I'm ~~Kanye West~~ a gay fish.
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- Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
- One of those things turns out not to be so bad
- What else might not be so bad?
- ???
- Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
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No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
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If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?
Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?
Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats
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Or two women kissing.
this logic is undeniable.
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It's like sexual vacuum decay.
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