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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 4 months ago (4 children)

If we're really committed to not going by solar time, everything should be UTC.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

[–] mech@feddit.org 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

OK then keep using your 12 Football innings per school shooting.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Danm.......ha ha

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[Runs away hissing] 2026-06-05T18:25:00+00:00

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

This thread has been cleansed

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Actual metric time was a fiasco I've always been fascinated by

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks for posting this. That was an interesting read.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Why not? What's wrong with having a day composed of 1000 chroners, or 1 kilochroner which can be divided into either 10 centichroners or 100 decachroners?

We can even divide each chroner into 1000 millichroners, or for scientific purposes, a million microchroners, a billion nanochroners, or a trillion picochroners.

So much more sense than 60 seconds times 60 minutes times 24 hours. What even is a second, anyway? When was it defined as a constant, by whom, and against what reference? It's completely arbitrary, I tell you!

And then when you extend that to 7 days, times 4 to 4.43 weeks, times 12 months before you finally get into decimals (decades, centuries, millenia, etc.), it's insanity!

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, how else would you say "a quarter past eight", like "15 centimeters past eight"? It makes no sense!

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I've made this argument so many times. It just makes things so much easier when dealing internationally

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

If we're not going by solar time we should go with TAI. Fuck leap seconds.

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[–] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me how people keep making memes where the group with Florida isn't a part of the mental illness. Really speaks to the severity of their mental illness.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Florida is really more like a global epicenter of mental illness, unique and distinct, lol. Magnetically attracting the unwell of various stripes, concentrating and uhhh...cultivating that funk, which of course can't help but radiate outwards, given the frightening densities of "wtf?"

Apparently even tryna think about how to classify the place causes weird distortion effects.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Florida is basically a retirement home, with boomers aging their population is increasing a lot right now. Its quintessential boomerness.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (7 children)

What's 'Mountain'? I've seen TV shows advertised as Eastern, then their voice gets quiet and they mention Central. Sometimes they do the same for Pacific. Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What’s ‘Mountain’?

Its a really big hill that is hard to climb.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago

Surely you can't be serious?

- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

"It's Mountain Time" is what your mom says when she calls me.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

there's only like 8 people there, so it doesn't really matter.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m one of them. At least 3 of us are on Lemmy!

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

People on mountain time have mountains to entertain them, so they dont watch tv

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They claim it includes New Mexico, but I don't see why we'd have a new Mexico when the old one is still perfectly good. Sounds fake to me

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Even old New Mexico was once New Amsterdam.

  • Confucius, probably
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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's 245pm in California right now.

If you go to parts of Arizona they might tell you it's 345pm. Ask in Phoenix and they'll say 245pm.

Ask in Phoenix in the winter and they remember to say hour different from Pacific time.

They can't get the story straight.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

If you live in Eastern, you’ve heard Central on tv or the radio because it neighbors you and some people in Central might be getting the same broadcast. You’ve heard Pacific because a lot of media is out of LA. There’s nothing important in the Mountain time zone, and it’s far away from you, so you don’t hear about it often.

[–] Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The ISS uses UTC but they have a sunrise and sunset every 45 minutes so it's not really connected to the sun like us terrestrials.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I guess we don't have the concept of time in Canada (or Mexico) based on this map. Thats also ignoring all of the other world timezones

edit: I'd also label anything American mental illness but I'd be catching my own strays given I'm in EST

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Confirmed. I’m in Canada and I’m always late.

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Must be wild living somewhere in the middle of a state right at a time zone border

Specially that eastern Oregon / western Idaho pocket where you gain an hour going far enough north, south, or west lol

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I lived within 20 min of the EST and CST split for a couple years. It is wild. Doing anything informal like meeting with friends was fine because we'd just say "come by in 2 hours." Other times it was awful, leaving home at 7:45pm to go to the grocery store across town and arriving 90 minutes later after they closed sucked lol

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Nah. Not really. Time zones don't follow state boundaries because they generally follow natural population boundaries.

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[–] smeg@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a little bizarre that the Netherlands, or especially Spain, are in the time zone centered on basically Berlin. Damn WW2. The sun doesn't set until nearly 23:00 this time of year, and during winter isn't up until nearly 08:00.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sounds pretty normal, even quite lax from a Northern European viewpoint. Is it supposed to be different?

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Looking at you, China.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Real shit. No cap. No lies told.

I'm very old.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or, you can do like China and just dictate that everything is one timezone, regardless of longitude.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

It would be really weird going to work at 5am instead of 8am, despite the sun being out

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