Leopards Ate My Face

Well yea, you're a fucking Rump for that.

What? This has to be the best watch ever made.

"“I’m very disappointed. I wanted it to be a special thing for her, and we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States,” Tim, who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, told NBC 6." I'm not sure why he's so disappointed, as this is at the level of integrity one apparently can readily expect from #47.

Imagine buying a piece of Biden merch -that says "BIDEN" in big letters on it- for someone that you supposedly love. What the fuck level of cult shit is this? These people are insane.

The most embarrassing part is actually wanting to wear something with Trump's name on it. That's just pathetic.

The watch blunder comes as the Trump Organization faces criticism over its long-delayed gold Trump Mobile phone, which is priced at $500.

Patrick Holland, managing editor of tech site CNET, who received the phone and spoke to CNN, said it was not made in America as promised, “looks nothing like the original image,” and also gets the number of stripes on the American flag wrong.

*snif*. That’s beautiful.

a fool and their money are soon parted

A piece of shit sold by a piece of shit to gullible pieces of shit. Ha ha, let's point and laugh.

I bet this would be one hell of a collectible. Limited run of bullshit paraphernalia with an obvious print error about an extremely controversial, transparently corrupt and serial lying felon with an enormous cult following.

Just think in 20-50+ years. People still go nuts about their nazi shit. The price of the watch is high enough that there won't be too many of these in circulation. Unless many of them have this print error, it's something anyway.

"i uspected it to have the same integrity like the president?"

Congratulations buddy... I actually have some AMAZING news for you.

This whole thing is grotesquely fascinating, but my biggest question is this: did the husband even glance at the watch before giving it to his wife, or did he just hand her the package it was mailed in?

I know that if I gave someone a $650 gift, I’d look it over carefully to make sure it was in good condition, but that’s just me.

That's what you get when ordering on getrumpwatches.com

“I think that someone needs to be aware of it in their licensing department that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said.

These people are so pathetically stupid. This is working just as intended.

I have a hard time sympathizing because, ya know, she bought a Trump watch. As a present. For her husband.

But I sympathize inasmuch as this lovely couple is mentally unfit rather than convinced MAGA cult members.

"Show the world what an ass you are by wearing our plastic RUMP watch."

This is what you wanted and what you voted for, "lady". Wear your stupidity proudly like you were before you noticed a misspelling within your second grade reading level.

I don't see what the problem is. Rump is totally accurate.

As a lover of butts, this is the final straw.

Its exactly the quality one should expect.

She and her husband should go play in traffic

Probably still the longest thing they've ever read

Whenever I see a couple like the one in this video I wonder what they looked like when they were younger to make them actually attracted to one another.