Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They're all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?
this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.
Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.
Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn't mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.
I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.
...I wanna play that now.
You're*
How is it so hard to get right?
Your just jealous
BG3 lets you bang a mind flayer. My bard found out on my first playthrough because i was just bardmaxxing.
Wait really? Shit. I wonder what that looks like… you know, for science.
Imagine if you combined Japanese tentacle porn with a Lovecraft story.
So, a Wednesday?
I don't think I've seen that version of the Addams Family
It's more of a Thursday morning anti-hangover cure IMO
Taking care of future you. Love it!
Fantasy hero: Slay the dragon
Donkey: Lay the dragon
Minecraft speedrunner: Yes
I'd more go for, "Fuck! Dragons?" because it's silly to hate dragons but if there are dragons involved, it's probably not going to go well for some lame little 2m tall doofus with a magic stick.
Titles are hard. Yours is better.
OP walking around calling things peggable. Must be a trans man whose dragon eggs haven't dropped yet.