Susaga

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You think these fuckers are giving us cake?

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago

Oi! I'm a lazy programmer with no friends, and I will not take this slander!

 

...but I didn't make the cut.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Actually, if the onion ran info wars, it would tell people the site is satire. Which would be the first piece of correct information on the platform.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We don't have a community called "quantum superposition of onion", so this will have to do

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The trope falsely portrays Islam as a uniquely violent religion, despite historical and contemporary violence committed by individuals of various religious and ideological backgrounds.

That's from the wiki page you said had nothing on blasphemous killings. It's not Islamic praxis, it's historical religious praxis. Maybe if you didn't skip straight to "denialism and criticism" as your links prove, you would have noticed that.

But I can see you prefer to read obscure blogs from 10 years ago with incendiary titles, a disclaimer about the writers views at the bottom, and an entire section titled "Islam vs Civilisation". That's definitely a trustworthy source, and not at all concerning why you have a link to that.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The question you claim wasn't answered was built on a false premise, using deeply islamaphobic tropes as a foundation, and any answer that builds on your question would be just as wrong. This is what their link explains, which you would know if you read it. But you didn't do that, and you chose to pretend your question had not been answered so you could keep being islamaphobic.

You didn't say shit about genocide.

YDM

 

At least, that's what my friend said on the 12th of August 2017 at 2:23 PM while we were shopping for tomatoes, garlic and milk.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I decided to look it up, just to be sure. Specifics vary based on where you are, but depicting anything too extreme is generally gonna be illegal. Even if it's legal in the bedroom, it's not necessarily legal in porn.

Heck, I'm British, and the age of consent is 16. It's 18 in porn, though.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

It's also really efficient, setting up the entire relationship with just the word "step-bro". Plus, it's taboo enough for the characters to say "we shouldn't", but not SO taboo that the viewer thinks they actually shouldn't.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember reading a while ago that, because you can't have full incest in porn, the Game of Thrones porn parody (or, at least, one of them) was LESS explicit than the show.

And no. No we're not. I doubt many places are.

 

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this a humiliation kink thing? I can get how you'd mistake "top 65%" as a good thing and send it to your friends (not because it's confusing, but because you're in the top 65%). But then you post your low IQ to multiple communities while making it clear you didn't understand the results page.

I'd be embarrassed just admitting I took an online IQ test.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My first thought was "because they're getting hotter", which didn't seem like a Guardian article.

 

He tends to like them

 

As he begins talking about the road systems, a loud sneeze can be heard from the audience. Stalin looks from his papers to the crowd, scanning the rows of heads before he yells "who was that? Who sneezed?"

The audience is stunned silent, each recoiling into their chairs and too afraid to say a word. Stalin turns to his guards and gives the order. "Execute everyone in the front row." The guards nod and a hail of gunfire hits the people sitting in the front row, killing them all dead. The people behind panic, but guards yell for them to remain seated.

"Now, I ask again. Who sneezed?"

Silence, perhaps a few quiet whimpers of fear. Stalin looks at the guards, and a second hail of gunfire hits the second row, killing every one of them in turn. The blood splatters across the seats, the aisles, and the faces of the people in the third row.

"Once more. Who sneezed?"

A man in the sixth row stands up, hunched over and quivering with fear, tears pouring from his eyes. "It was me, Comrade Stalin. I sneezed."

"Bless you. Now, about these roads..."

 

Akira Failing in Love, Chapter 2

 

Isegure: Isekai Cheat Musou, Chapter 3

 

Ninja Shinobu-san no Junjou, Chapter 12

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Pseudo Harem, Chapter 36

 

The barman says "what can I get you, Mr President?"

 

The wedding was okay, but the reception was excellent

 

R.

Just kidding. What pirates love most is the C.

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