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Thicc Betelgeuse
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Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so....
Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton???? You just broke my genz brain
Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/
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Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
The best shitposts speak to our souls
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
You a potato?
Yes
Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?
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Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real
I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.
It's good to be open to enjoying all sorts of experiences.....but you must spend all day being captivated by staring at asses.
its a tough job but someone's gotta do it
Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(
I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.
I got your back bud
😘
Dat ass tho
I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough
What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!
It's phat.
why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern
Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub's can't figure out her speed
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I'm so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
Ok. What’s PAWG.
Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.
That's exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.
Thanks. TIL.
I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.
There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
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